someone who needs to take a shower because their ass is dirty, or a person who is just an ass and u wanna make him feel worse so you call him a scumass
by alzzzzzzz May 13, 2005
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by Christizzle April 20, 2003
Get the scumanabing mug.A situation in which one finds themself that is utterly filthy and so overwhelmingly badass that it deserves to be called Scunion. A situation with no other possible results or outcomes than complete and irrefutable Scunion.
Person 1: Dude, triple overtime?! Filthy scunario my friend!
Person 2: Ya, Scunario better recognize!
Person 2: Ya, Scunario better recognize!
by Nancy Kerrigan February 2, 2009
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Get the Scatalyst mug.To be at a level of intoxication, past most human standards, where blacking out seems imminent and unavoidable.
Mark: Boys, I drank a 40 of Whiskey with George! I had two pitchers of beer and that weed cookie is starting to kick in! I'm fuckin' Schtacked!
by Sweet-Teets101 May 21, 2011
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1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
1. The caller has a crappy phone.
2. Their carrier compresses the signal so it is the same quality as an 8 k/bit MP3.
3. The person calling you has fallen off a cruise ship and is phoning for help as they are drowning.
4. You are being called by a ventriloquist who is practising his stage routine with a glass of water.
Either way, it's really annoying and you will only get about 1 word in three of what they are saying. Afterwards, when they see you next, it will all be YOUR fault as you weren't listening!
Husband: Oh my God, look at the place! I told you to clean the front room as I was bringing the Boss back for dinner!
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
Wife: No, what you said was "Blurbledearblurble, blurble crackle blurble Dinner." How many times have I told you to call me on the land line and not use that sodding scuba phone!?
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