Scuba Goose

When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".

Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."

by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024

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scuba cut

A “Cuban observed” method of cutting a cigar. The cigar is “V cut” in the middle of the stick and both ends are cut and lit. The cigar is smoked by pressing the middle of the cigar to the mouth and smoked from both ends.

I was at the cigar lounge and everyone was using the scuba cut for their Cohibas. I’ve never seen that before.

by 1squance February 2, 2024

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Scuba dive the Titanic

A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!

If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.

Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!

by LordJenal July 2, 2023

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Scuba cheesy balls

When someone's balls are sweating at the beach and have salty cheese from a hot day

Larry spent all day at the beach and got scuba cheesy balls

by In the tune of nasty July 29, 2022

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Scuba

Replacing any verb or even potential noun with this word, most popular usages can include sex, a person of some silly degree food items, a fucking mess.

The delinquent who made the chicken, he did a scuba.
"Come back into the freezer and scuba"

"Your scuba will be up in 3 minutes"

by very huge car April 12, 2022

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