Scuba Steved

When I guy is going done on his girl and he’s super heavy breathing like he’s snorkeling

My mans most deft scuba steved me last night

by The things I come up with April 2, 2020

Scuba Skyving

When a person intentionally misses a regular obligation (such as work or school) and lies about his/her whereabouts. The term scuba refers to the fact that the person will have been in a warm climate where scuba diving is possible (e.g. the Caribbean).

Person 1: Hey, where's Bob he hasn't been in to the office for quite some time.
Person 2: Well, he texted me yesterday saying that he was sick but personally I think that he's Scuba Skyving

by v0306? March 17, 2009

Scuba Geer

Any attempt to scuba dive with out a body of water.

1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table.
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?

by Jareighard May 6, 2015

scuba magic

doing something in such a good fashion that everyone wants to be like you.

That kid over there is putting his scuba magic to use with the ladies.

by stevo supremo August 21, 2011

Scuba Muffin

When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".

1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!

*High-fives*

2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"

by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011

Scuba Ronan

It is called a Scuba Ronan when there is an exchange within the prison system generally exchanging eggs for a sexual benefit.

Oh Daryl is over there getting a Scuba Ronan.

by Langy Tranny August 12, 2025

Scuba dive

When you have to take two pulls to clear your bong.

Damn I just had to scuba dive

by Dcov March 23, 2017