by African-Jew February 25, 2021
When someone says "Scuba Muffin!" it's a phrase to high-five to! This term Is also known as (a) "Muff Diver".
1: "Scuba muffin... Scuba muffin..... *looks up* muff diver!!
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
*High-fives*
2: "DUDE!!!! You're such a Scuba Muffin! *high-five*"
by Rodofwonder January 25, 2011
by jrbrockin May 18, 2011
When one who has extra long fingers proceeds to enter the vaginal region to perform "hand sex" as the laymen call it, but must first don a finger cot, or finger condom, typically to not fertilize the woman with previous ejaculation from the prior hand job or "handy dandy jerky spammy".
Jane - "And when he finished, he said 'it's your turn.'"
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
Sue - "And...?"
Jane - "He did a Scuba Goose! He had no idea I was allergic to latex, so I walked out of there waddling, but not from a good railing."
by loosegooseontheloose January 24, 2024
Where you use a straw or swizzle-stick to probe down into da big “scuba”* ice cream in yer cone to determine if da diner’s soda-jerk remembered to include yer prize at da bottom, or to check and see if there is indeed a delightful sticky-creamy chocolate-fudge center.
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
*Apologies to Abbot & Costello for swipin’ their joke here. :P
Redneck psychologist: I’ve found that one of the best --- and least painful/intrusive --- ways to determine if a client has obsessive-compulsive tendencies is to take him out for ice cream at a fast-food joint that offers a fun little prize down inside the cone, and then I simply observe whether my client performs a “scuba-diving” action before he finishes the ice cream.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
by Pandaz32 July 27, 2019