by jrbrockin May 18, 2011
The rash that develops when someone spends too much time in a hot wetsuit. Similar to diaper rash, and treatable the same ways.
by 500PSIguy October 4, 2021
The act of sex where a bearded male gives oral sex to his partner underwater. Also called a wet santa.
Frank and Joe must be very good buddies because when they go camping Frank gives Joe a homeless scuba diver.
by Dr. Knowitall MD August 15, 2011
A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
1. My Dad drank so much Shiner bock that he scuba Geer'd off of the picnic table.
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?
2. Would you like to go Scuba Geering with me on Thursday?
by Jareighard May 6, 2015
by texthetransmuter November 15, 2021