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High Five Scuba Dive 

This is when you ask someone to high five you but you put your arm in a wave motion and touch their cheek twice with your index finger or you can give them a slap. Slaps are most common. This is usually used within the UK.
Johnny: Hey Bob! High Five!
Bob: *lifts hand in the air preparing for high fave*
Johnny: *moves hand in wavy motion around Bobs hand and slaps or touches Bobs face and says Scubadive*
Bob: WTF MAN!

Drew: High Five
Bob: K
Drew: Scubadive!
Bob: WTF

Jimbo: HIGH FIVE SCUBA DIVE!
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naked scuba suck-gasm

A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!

Alabama Scuba Diver 

When you see someone in the community pool and shit a log directly down their snorkel
This kid at the pool splashed water on me, so I hit him with the Alabama Scuba Diver

Dirty scuba dive 

When you are getting head and your force your penis into the back of a girls throat and it comes out of her nose
Yea she told me it was like she’s underwater when I gave her a dirty scuba dive

Muddy scuba diver 

When a girl sucks your balls from behind with her nose in your ass which resembles snorkel
After her last diving lesson my girlfriend decided she wanted to take on the infamous muddy scuba diver
Muddy scuba diver by Slim068724 February 15, 2010

Brazilian Scuba Diver

A Brazilian is a shaved female sex. Totally shaven, or sometimes leaving a thin line of hair up each labial lip, to give a good bikini line.

A Brazilian Scuba Diver is anyone that likes to practice oral sex with a female that has a Brazilian cut. Someone who relishes the thought of sexual activity involving a shaved, or otherwise hairless, vagina.
Man, with a bikini line like that she must be going out with a Brazilian Scuba Diver.

Man when I see a piece of Brazilian coastline like hers I gotta big urge to ask her up front if she wants me to dive in and explore her depths

Oh Scuba Moose 

Only the best Call of Duty player in existence. If the Moose joins your game, you forfeit immediately.
pingu-newb : "woah i'm going 3-0 bogz!! OH NO ITS OH SCUBA MOOSE, well there goes my kill-to-death."

*3-50*
Oh Scuba Moose by OHSCUBAMOOSE February 22, 2009