Side Saddle Typing

Sitting with your legs crossed or un-crossed with your body perpendicular to the keyboard while typing.

Jim was side saddle typing a lust letter to Glenn Beck to hide his small hate boner.

by JWeebs March 03, 2010

upper saddle river

Rich ass town in Bergen County. home of the spoiled rich kids who get everything they want, not from working for it, but just from the cash pouring out of their new york city working fathers. Styles range from, "ghetto", emo, prep, jappy, etc. Clothes consist of Juicy everything, lacoste, hollister, A&F, pac sun, band tees from Hot Topic, and pretty much a lot of designer crap. Every kid has atleast one coach bag or something of the type like douneyandburke, louie vuitton, chanel, dior, etc. Pretty much the most amazing town in the world. Where the best parties are thrown. underage drinking is the highlight of every weekend. There are a lot of sluts here but there all amazing and sweet and gorgeous so dont mess with them. We're willing to fight anyone who stereotypes us.. even though most of them are true dont do it.. not cool. We hate to be judged but whatever we love the attention. When you talk about us it doesnt upset us like u may think it does, its actually quite amusing because we know your just jealous. Driveways and garages here consist of Mercedes, BMWs, Audis, Range Rovers, Ferraris, corvettes, Jeeps, etc.

GOTTA LOVE USR! REPRESENT!

random outoftownie 1: "omg upper saddle river girls are so slutty and spoiled"
random outoftownie 2: oh come on u know everyone from our town is just jealous
random outoftownie 1: yea thats true, i wish i was rich enough to live there.

by jord and mand December 27, 2006

Blazing Saddle Bag

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"

"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"

by P Town April 19, 2006

Whore Back-Saddle

........Whore Back Saddle - is a condom, touque or Jimmy Hat. Basically, protection when you are banging that "Dish-rag-whore" you just met and are about to put the coals to her.

"Make sure you bring some Whore Back-saddles to the bar with you, in case you take some dish rag home, after the close".

by Rude Donny November 12, 2005

sideboob saddle bags

The side boob fat of a large woman wearing a bra that forces the lat fat to hang like a tit

Girl 1: Whats going on with that girls side?
Girl 2: Dont you know overwieght girls have sideboob saddle bags?
Girl 1: Oh yeah I forgot

by MC Menendez July 27, 2010

saddle-straddler

One of the members of that popular platinum selling rock group.

Wow, the straddlers are in town !! Let's go check out their saddles !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022