Rysexual

A person who's only attracted to Ryan Reynolds and some other Ryan's

I'm Rysexual. Ryan Reynolds is h o t

by Cow God Barry October 22, 2023

Ryan ryley

Ryan ryley is the mega sus imposter from fortnite but be careful he has ligma from Wendy’s! Mega gay silly boy.
Seven

Ryan ryley is the imposter

by THEIMPOSTERAMONGUS June 7, 2021

glasgow rolex

An electronic ankle monitor used to track people who have violated certain laws

Used by Susie McCabe on the show Frankie Boyle's New World Order S6 E01

-- Added by @Kirwinia on Twitter

I mean, you call it an ankle tag, in Scotland we call that a Glasgow Rolex.

by Juniper System October 26, 2022

grace and rylee

the ugliest bitches you will ever meet. they don’t like talking to people they don’t like. cough* jop *cough. fuck they just are annoying together. And only sleep and eat food.

grace and rylee fucking hate cough* jop *cough

by fuckthe12 November 23, 2021

grace and rylee

the ugliest bitches you will ever meet. they don’t like talking to people they don’t like. cough* jop and kenn*cough. fuck they just are annoying together. And only sleep and eat food.

grace and rylee fucking hate cough* jop and kenn *cough

by fuckthe12 November 23, 2021

Ryley

During the Salem witch trials in the late 1700's the name Ryley was used to describe only the ugliest witches, with long saggy breasts. The only thing that sagged lower than their breasts was their intensely hairy vaginas. The word however, died with the last of the witches that had burned at the stake. It has only resurfaced recently, in the last demi-century, with the rise of the pop-culture revolution. Ryley has always been seen as a girls name, but in some cases boys have fallen victim to the name. Don't be mistaken however, the name stays true to the origin, so therefore everyone with the name Ryley is a big fat witch with a saggy ass vagina. Ryley's are typically known for being messy eaters (almost eating as if they have a massive cock in their mouth, letting semen flow all over their lips) . They are also known for inviting themselves over and eating all of your food and most notedly, stealing all of your beer. They are known to suck obscure amounts of cock, and are most successful at it while being double penetrated with two uncircumscised penises. A Ryley can never be trusted as he/she will most certainly try and stick their saggy vagina in your asshole and try to rape you with it. Despite the fact that they cannot achieve an erection, their saggy clitoris will manage to snake its way into the caverns of your asshole and steal your virginity away in the night.

Joe: Hey man, stop stealing my fucking beer, you piece of shit mooch . I'll rape your mother if you do.

Walter: Fuck you man, I'll do whatever I feel is neccessary. You can suck on my huge scrotum.

Joe: You're such a fucking Ryley man. Get your goddam clitoris out of your ass and give me my Guinness back you motherfucker.

by Jack Bauer 1992 August 14, 2010

Ryley

Ryley is an adopted cow who's parents are very nice yet she turned out to be depressed and wanting to kill herself she feeds ducks to feel complete in her boring life.

Ryley is such a snob

by Gagagagmamamamyyyy May 19, 2018