rusty tower

Morning wood covered in dried period blood.

Yo, I didn't know it was Janice's time of the month until I woke up with a rusty tower

by Blarc June 30, 2018

heaven for rustiness

The phrase that a recent US migrant uses to insult a company operating in a 3rd world country whose offer he has rejected for obscure reasons

literal meaning: A place where people can actually get rust on their balls

Loser1: Get your history right, have you ever worked at PNS??
Loser2: Its a heaven for rustiness!

by SayNoToMe August 2, 2011

Rusty truck

A dildo pulled out of someone’s anus covered in feces

It’s starting to smell in here get rid of that rusty truck

by Mc fed September 30, 2021

rusty coconut

When your girlfriend sharts on your ball sack in the middle of her cum.

While riding my man he begged for the rusty coconut. So I did!!!

by Dickshadow September 6, 2014

rusty shrimpbowl

It is the act in which a man cums into the ass of the woman he is currently pounding, sucks his own cum out of her ass with a straw, immediately shoves a finger into her gaping asshole, fishhooks her with the 'rusty' finger and spits his own semen into her mouth... thus creating the Rusty Shrimpbowl.

There really is no example that will completely encompass the awesomeness of the Rusty Shrimpbowl. Regular Shrimpbowls are available if you omit the rusty finger and fishhook.

by NeverQuik68 June 20, 2011

rusty parrot

The condition of making sweet love to a woman who is on her period. When you finish, lovingly drape your cock on her shoulder, allowing her to bask in the sing of the Rusty Parrot.

Yeah dude, she definitely got some Captain in her, she rocked that Rusty Parrot like she was piloting the Black Pearl.

by Enderwaves April 13, 2015

rusty jojo

When the male places his member between his legs and utilizes any remaining length to fuck ass-to-ass.

I used the rusty jojo on my bitch last night.

by viking_lord January 26, 2013