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Rust God

Ian. Simple as that. Ian is the rust god.
Dude #1 :I’m literally the rust god

Dude #2 : Bitch you not Ian
by rustgodswife June 11, 2023
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porcelain rust

Fecal residue left on the inside of the toilet, either above or under the water, for more than 3 days.
Dude, someone totally butt scuffed the toilet here.

Naw, dude, thats porcelain rust.
by Notorious B I Scuffer February 15, 2010
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The Rusted Urethra

The act when ones friend play a "prank" on their fallen asleep friend buy placing a slim metal rod inside their urethra; so the person urine will decompose the metal causing it to rust.
Dam it guys, why did you have to give me The Rusted Urethra you guys know I dont have my tetanus shot!
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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Rust

A game where servers are dominated by Zergs of 12+ players. This game is impossible to play alone without at least 500hrs of experience even with the new recoil changes. fighting and online raiding without a team on 4 plus is impossible and you will get completely shafted by a 9 year old who looks like a compressed Seth Rogan who lives in his chair drinking 2 liters of gatorade a day. He has not seen the sun in years and screams the n-word like its a national anthem.
hey bro i got 10k hours on Rust and can beam 300 meters why do i have no bitches?

maybe if your life wasn't a role play base you would have a chance.
by Harry browne June 27, 2022
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Rust

A game where you get a house and live in it then steal other peoples houses and imprint on babies and then the entire game gets deleted and you start all over again.
Rust is so stupid. Only idiots like Kacper play rust.
by sexypolishgirl123 December 6, 2021
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Rust spot

The stain left in your underwear when you don't wipe well enough
Joe left a rust spot in my nicest pair of Haynes
by Djfjwkendndjw January 2, 2023
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Rust Cycle Tetralogy

Originally the title of a book, Rust Cycle Tetralogy is a condition in which you feel as if you are being wiped from history piece by piece, slowly over the course of an extended period of time, until you are completely gone. Your friends will forget hanging out with you. Work you've done at your job will simply disappear. That lunch you made earlier and ate? It's back on the kitchen counter, untouched. "I think I'm beginning to disappear".

This condition was first recorded by Bernard Muse, a botanist who set out with the intent of recording and researching the rust cycle in wheat plants on a secluded farm in Utah. Over the course of the winter while trying to study and transcribe the wheat degradation cycle, he would start experiencing the symptoms listed above, and writing them down in his book "The Rust Cycle Tetralogy", which the condition is now named after. His book was found with other personal items when he failed to return home after the allocated time for his stay on the farm finished. Bernard was unfortunately never found.

While the condition does have some similarities to Dementia or other mental degradation diseases, it differs in the fact that other people seem to forget about things you said or did, instead of you yourself forgetting. This condition is speculated to cause a myriad of psychiatric damage to ones self, as you continue to second guess everything you think.
"Hey Bill! remember us going the Yankees game last Tuesday night? it was so crazy that they managed to comeback and win like that at the end!"

"What do you mean? After work I watched The Office for the whole evening."

"I think I'm suffering from a case of Rust Cycle Tetralogy"
by Forest DweIIer July 28, 2023
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