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Russian Morning

The act of getting up at three in the morning, putting the cereal of your choice in a bowl and pouring vodka and milk in it.
Eating it, and drinking the rest of the vodka, you get dressed drunk off your ass and go to work in the shittiest clothes you have with no coat in cold weather, and you come home after finding out it's Sunday.
Nikolai: Gah, man, I had a Russian Morning today, almost got ran over trying to go to work.
Dmitry: Dude.
It's Sunday at five in the morning.
by QuantumToaster October 8, 2014
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Russia

A place where the only currency is vodka. Also, they apparently love Trump.
Trump: Hello, homeland!
Russian: Would you like some vodka? How about shot glass for vodka?
Trump: No thanks, I don't drink.
Russian: You dirty American swine! Is our vodka not good enough for you? I kill you!
by Colonel Mustache December 5, 2017
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carlo rossi

A cheap kind of wine coming in several varieties, costs about $10 for a 3 liter jug.
Yo you feel like wine tonight? Let us split a jug of Carlo Rossi friend, how bout paisano flavor, or would you rather have burgundy? We shall get fucked up on this night.
by DD May 13, 2005
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russian war helmet

this is a really nasty surprise to the unsuspecting victim in wich you place your balls on their forehead and errection down their nose and ejaculate on thier face resembling a roman helmet but seamen has rushed out on to the victims face
last nite after my girl passed out I gave her a russian war helmet I was only aiming for a roman helmet but i got a little excited and it kinda rushed out
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com October 11, 2007
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In Soviet Russia...

The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.

Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
by ke6isf November 7, 2003
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Russian Bias

The phenomenon in Gaijin Entertainment's 2012 game War Thunder in which Russian tanks, aircraft, and naval ships receive unfair and unhistoric "buffs" to their effectiveness at a certain battle rating. For example, it has been found that Russian tanks have a significantly higher chance of over penetrating a target, and are less likely to suffer an ammunition explosion when the ammo rack is hit. Many players dismiss this as players of other nations being salty or not good, which may be true for some in American or German tanks, but that doesn't negate the reality of this phenomenon
Boris: XAXAXA I have achieved maximum of the Russian Bias! (loud BT-5 noises as he rushes B)
by JetPowered January 2, 2020
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white russians

a tasty drink, loved by the dude, made with 1 1/2 oz Vodka - 3/4 oz Kahlua - 3/4 oz Light Cream or Milk.
"hey, The Big Lebowski is on tv! make me a white russian, it's starting in a minute!"
by lauren brackenbury August 24, 2005
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