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rule 63

Rule 63 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For any given male character, there is a female version of that character." This rule's exceptions are only in the instance that A: the male character is already so androgynous that a female version would be basically the same, or B: the female version hasn't been drawn yet.
Nintendu: Rule 63 dont apply to evrythin!
Me: Fine. Name one male character who you think couldn't be made female.
Nintendu: zOMG, Link is so smexy! He's da manliest man evar!
Me: Boo! Here is a picture of Link with tits and a vagina! Muahaha!
Nintendu: (sobs)
by InternetHateMachine September 8, 2007
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3 second rule

The First Rule of human food consumtion. If you drop the twinkie on the floor of your apartment and pick it up with 3 seconds, it's still good. If you try to put it in your mouth at any point past 3:01 seconds, you're a dirty bastard, and will probably die from gangrene of the mouth.

NOTE: This rule is not applicable in a gas station restroom (that's just wrong).
Don't touch it man! That bad boy is WAY past the 3 second rule!
by filmchild February 20, 2004
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Top Gear rule

An important rule of thumb to consider throughout life: when a footballer (that's soccer for Americans) buys a particular object, frequents a particular place or anything like it, it's probably time to move on, lest you become considered tasteless by association.
The Top Gear rule states that ultra-expensive supercars that only footballers can afford are not cool, because footballers are most often tasteless wankers.
by kikanjuuneko March 18, 2007
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Two Stall Rule

Also known as the two urinal rule. In a mens' bathroom with a row of urinals, whenever someone is using a urinal, the next man to come in and use a urinal will go at least 2 stalls down (ie, you are at stall zero, the one beside you is stall one, the next one is stall two). Whenever someone violates the two stall rule, the person who is violated feels uncomfortable, even if it is the violator's best friend.

Sinks count as stalls as well.
Man, he just violated the two stall rule by pissing next to me!
by Teh Burr0 October 27, 2004
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Rule 34.9999

If it exists Arthur wants to go there
Arthur wants to go to hyrule field , the library and the fiery pits of hell= rule 34.9999
by rule 34.9999 June 26, 2017
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Bare Minimum Rule

When a person gets an overwhelming amount of praise for doing the bare minimum of human decency.
They definitely got covered the bare minimum rule. They didn’t say “the N word” along with the song!

She didn’t say anything about that girl’s weight! good job with the bare minimum rule.

Wow, bare minimum rule. He went to the bar and didn’t hook up with a random chick that wasn’t his girlfriend!
by MiniGeekGirl June 27, 2020
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Platinum Rule

The Platinum Rule far predates the How I Met Your Mother episode of the same name. It is similar to the Golden Rule, but more considerate.

It states "Do unto others as they would have you do unto them, not as you would have them do unto you."

The Golden Rule is to treat others as you want to be treated, but the Platinum Rule understands and accommodates for the fact that not everyone wants to be treated the same way. It says that we should treat people how they want to be treated, regardless of how we might personally want to be treated in similar situations.

The Platinum Rule is a much more empathetic, sensitive moral guideline than its predecessor, the Golden Rule, which ignores the wishes and preferences of the recipients of the behaviour in favor of imposing the giver's preferences onto others in a misguided attempt at kindness.
I like having doors held open for me, but Jane prefers to open her own doors. Instead of insisting that she shut up and let me open her doors, I abide by the Platinum Rule, and I let her open her own doors when she wants to.
by Joreth November 1, 2011
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