ten minute rule

An urban legend holds that, if a student arrives on time for class, and the teacher does not arrive within ten minutes of the official class start time, then the student is entitled to skip that class for that day without receiving an unexcused absence. Few, if any, schools actually have such a rule; yet the myth endures because of the student appeal of such a rule.

The rule is not necessarily alleged to be ten minutes. The "five minute rule" or the "fifteen minute rule" have also been used in this same sense.

What the fuck, it's 9:08 and Kotter's not here yet! Two more minutes and I'm invoking the ten minute rule.

by conculcate September 7, 2005

Rule 34h

In conjuction with Rule 43, Rule 34 subsection 'h' of the Internet states that the purer and more innocent a thing is, the more porn will be made of it. All claimed exceptions will be made subject to Rule 35.

Twilight Sparkle: "Dear Princess Celestia, today we learned the magic of friendship."

Princess Celestia: "How wonderful, my little ponies! Now come with me and I'll teach you all about the magic of friendship with benefits."

And that's how Rule 34h was made!!!

by Mr. F. Rogers, Neighbors D.A. October 29, 2011

As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

Rule 34

An infamous internet rule that no one seems to accept. For anything on the internet that exists, someone, somewhere, somehow will find a way to sexualize that. It can go from video game characters to cartoon characters to animals to popular persons to non-human living things to non-living objects or things.

"Dude, they already made Rule 34 of Cuphead."
"Aw fuck."

by someotherkid2021 December 6, 2017

Rules of the road

Whenever you are doing someone a favour and giving them a ride in your vehicle there are 3 options for payment for this favour:

1. Cash
2. Grass (i.e marijuana)
3. Ass (e.g. sex)

Joe "Hey dude, can I get a lift after hockey?"
Mark "No problem, cash, grass, or ass though - sorry bro, rules of the road"

Mary "Can I get a ride home after work?"
Bill "Sure you can; cash, grass, or ass?"

by F.Castro March 18, 2009

Rule 736

If something exists, there's a Star Wars version of it.

Guaranteed.

Rule 736: If something exists, there's a Star Wars version of it. Guaranteed.

by urbandictguy101 June 6, 2018

Bitch Rule

The Bitch rule states that any period, exclamation point, or question mark can be replaced with the word "Bitch", similarly almost any sentence can begin with the word "Bitch". However if you put the word "Bitch" in the beginning of the sentence you can not replace the period, exclamation point, or question mark with "Bitch". lets try some examples:

Bitch Rule
Normal: Get me some mayo for this sub. -> Get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch get me some mayo for this sub.
Question: Will you get me some mayo for this sub? -> will you get me some mayo for this sub Bitch -> Bitch will you get me some mayo for this sub?
Emotional: Get me some MAYO for this sub! -> Get me some MAYO for this sub BITCH -> BITCH get me some MAYO for this sub!

Bitch Grammar Rules

by DaCzar April 25, 2013