double dutch rudder

requires two men both holding their cocks. Each man grabs their fellows fore arm and controls the motion of their partner's hand on their penis.

hey some people appreciate a firm hand shake, but nothing sreams character like a good double dutch rudder!

by Big B March 16, 2009

Rudess

Verb: To add something extraneous and unnecessary to a piece of music, typically a fragment of a well-known song or a 'circus' melody. Derived from Dream Theater keyboardist Jordan Rudess.

V. Rudessed

"I religiously keep track of what I'm writing so as to not Rudess it."

"As is typical, the instrumental section of "Endless Sacrifice" has been brutally Rudessed."

by JM '6:00' Francheteau September 8, 2008

rudder slut

the less-pretty woman you take sailing with you. You keep her in the cockpit to tend the rudder. Her tits aren't nice enuff for her to be a deck bunny.

When the sun went down the rudder slut and I fucked outdoors in the cockpit.

by Jake February 3, 2004

double dutch rudder

Like a dutch rudder, but in addition to holding your own penis with the perfect grip while another person moves your arm up and down for a relaxing effort free handjob exactly how you like it. A double dutch rudder is when you do the above but also shave one of your legs and have a 3rd person move your shaved leg over your hairy leg gently to give the sensation of a women's leg while you rub one out.

Nick: hay Tushka, what are you up to tonight? I've got Ray coming over to give me a dutch rudder.
Tushka: Dude, let me shave one of your legs with my razor and I'll join in to give you a double dutch rudder. Ray can grab your arm and I'll move your shaved leg.

by Benji12369 October 31, 2011

Ruddy

Someone completely ignorant of historical fact and world affairs.

1 "man did you hear about the super collider in CERN being activated?"

2 " no no man, French commandos blew it up!"

1 "Man your such a ruddy"

rudy rube

by Kingverner June 30, 2011

Dutch Rudder

To provide assistance.

Tim asked Larry to dutch rudder him on the new pool table

by The real Webster Collegiate March 9, 2010

dutch rudder

When a guy jerks another guy off by moving the guy's arm while he technically you hold your own dick. A technique created so guys can jerk each other off without feeling gay.

I'm not gay! I only gave him a dutch rudder, it's not like I touched his dick.

by gcave and pmartin March 24, 2009