royal galipeau

A massive dump; an uncontrollable shit;

Hey man, who the hell just took a royal galipeau? My toilet is ruined.

You shouldn't go in there right now... I just took a royal galipeau.

by CaughtRH June 8, 2011

Royal Goblet

Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.

That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets

by Heavydrinker123 January 22, 2018

royal bradford

When you take a giant poop

I have to take a royal bradford

by Superbean October 4, 2017

Royal Advantage

Conducting a 'knighting' ceremony with one's erect penis. Tapping it on the right and left shoulder of your subject will give them the Royal Advantage.
Alternatively, a woman can conduct this ceremony using a strap-on dildo.

Once the ceremony is complete, one has the Royal Advantage.

Olive: How'd last night go?
Dirk: I now have the Royal Advantage.

by How It Sir February 2, 2018

Royal purple

someone who has always been at your side, who had many opportunities to go away as all did, but remained

you are my royal purple now and forever

by amobrucia August 23, 2021

Royal 7

A gang originally based on the East Side of Denver. Named the Royal 7 for the original seven founding members. Also know as "ESR," "Royals," "Denver Royals," "R7."

It was originally a gang open to a variety of neighborhoods. Eventually it became affiliated with the Denver Crips. They're known for their violent acts and role in the drug trade

Royal 7 holding it down cuz. East Colfax belong to R7

by East Side Boys June 14, 2020

Royal Scam

A song by Steely Dan, and some kind of high treason against 'Everyman'.

Royal Scam is whatever Bush, Bliar, Obama, Camero, Opus Dei and every other imagined ruler of the world decides for all in their undemocratic minds.

by dogofman October 21, 2010