"Will Rogers" second chance

Refers to the rare and off-the-scale-wonderful "lucky break" obtained in the following scenario: you are "just suffering" to say something rude/impolite, but then of course you immediately regret said verbal-indiscretion just as soon as it's slipped past yer flapper. But then --- by the grace of Fate --- the unwitting recipient of your snide remark either hadn't been paying attention properly when you'd uttered your auditory barb, he is a bit hard-of-hearing, or you hadn't been speaking loudly enough to be heard over the distance and/or other background noises that were present at the time, and so your "victim" never actually understood --- nor did he suffer any emotional distress from --- your insult, and so he innocently/apologetically asks you to repeat yourself. But of course, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO SAY THE MEAN STATEMENT A SECOND TIME --- now that you've "relieved your internal pressure" by initially making the simmery-tempered remark and then THINKING that the other person heard you, you can now proceed more clear-headedly, and so you can simply say, "Nuthin'" or, "Never mind" when the other person asks you what you'd said.

I was heatedly peeved about how long it had taken the local garage to repair my car, so I made a regrettably-choice remark as I entered the office to pay my bill. Fortunately, though, the office's connecting-door was still somewhat ajar as I spoke, and so the din of the noisy garage-tools drowned out my derogatory statement, allowing me a classic "Will Rogers" second chance to just clamp my tongue. Yup, Ol' "Willie R" was right --- "Never miss a good chance to SHUT UP."

by QuacksO November 14, 2018

Rich Rogers

a person who engages in receiving sodomy.

Dude did you guys see that guy getting a Rich Rogers

by Republican Rob June 7, 2019

Barn rogger

The act of sneaking into an old red barn and having your way with the unsuspecting animals

Hey Jim! go on in there and barn rogger those goats!

by cole manning June 22, 2019

mitchel rogers

A fucking furfag who loves fat furry cocks

"Omg you're such a Mitchel Rogers"

by Big titty goth girl June 30, 2019

Ellie Rogers

A goddess who always thinks of other people before herself and everyone thinks is stunning don’t get her pissed off though because she will shank you up fam

Pete:yo did you hear about that lass who was so canny to everyone but then went mental bruv coz someone annoyed her

Gerald:yea bruv she pulled an Ellie Rogers

by Ellie rogers August 20, 2019

Jack Rogers

Top-notch guy, quite annoying. Gets hit with a VSCO girl’s blue hydro flask on the daily. He’s pretty cool but kind of a loner at the same time. Tends to REEEEE quite often. Other than that, 10/10 solid guy.

Me: Is that Jack Rogers?
You: Faints
Jack: REEEEEEEE

by Broomstick Bashee September 27, 2019

Cody Rogers

The gayest man/boy in the United States, but will deny it nonstop. Always says he has a “girlfriend” but no one has ever met her and turns down every girl that asks him out, also he tells guys that he’ll cuddle with them.

Look at how straight Cody Rogers is trying to be.

by Chody Chogers November 15, 2019