Mindi:Robert your some ginger cunt
by Brunette gang November 2, 2018
Get the Robertmug. Robert may also be known as Bob, or Bobbo.
Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.
Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
Robert can be found in the streets hangin out with his "cuzy-bros" getting up to deavious activities or anything else that might involve being DODGY.
Robert can also be a loud mouth, always saying the wrong thing, to the wrong person at the wrong time.
Robert also has a high horse, but is more suitable for a pony.
by Ekeim February 10, 2010
Get the Robertmug. A rare specimen of pokemon so rare that you cannot even find him in the games even WITH a gameshark!
You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...
Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
You can find this type of pokemon in the real world somehow...
Known to be a bit of a dork and nerdy.
Several Robert's do not seem to get along well with others due to being so caught up in their work...and sometimes lack of manners
Is likely to be yelled at in class for not paying attention and bickering amongst others...
Example 1:
During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!
Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!
Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!
Quotations:
"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
During class
Simon: Hello Robert
Robert: Shut it, I'm busy!
Simon: oh...I only wanted to ask you a question
Robert: ...what is it?
Simon: I wanna see a live performance of System of a Down and I hear you have free tickets
Robert: That $248 for ya, now move it!
Teacher: ROBERT!
Example 2:
Who's that pokemon?
It's Robert!
Robert: Rob-Rob...Robert!!
Quotations:
"Yeh I had sex with her, And I'd do it again if it wasn't for her willie." - Robert
by Robert "Admiral Fleet" Gracie December 14, 2010
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a hot boy
by TheGodofsexyness March 11, 2021
Get the Robertmug. Robert is a person who will probably dream about having sex with u all night and picture u naked in his math classes which is y he fails with it he has the strangest hobbies and u would be unlucky to have a Robert say next to u as he may start picturing things, although him thinking he’s rlly cool when he laughs everyone thinks a cat is dying and whenever he walks past girls they run away so he went bi and moved schools
Girl 1- oh hell yh girl
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
Girl 2- oh no look who’s coming 😱
Robert- hey
Everyone runs away)
Robert- laughs)
Girl 1- omg there’s a cat in destress help it maya
Girl 2- no that’s just robert
by True pseudonyms 😂 February 9, 2019
Get the Robertmug. So it is ol' Bobert! Fantastic! How's the little one? Not so little any more I'm sure sure. That's hilarious! You see that movie about me? Or the character that my favorite mangaka wrote about me? Or the song? I did to the world what you did to me and now I'm in the cultural narrative. It's supposed to be hard but I just got right in there. Easy peasy.
Hym "So it is ol' Robert ***** ****! I suspected as much since you're the only 'technically' competent person I've encountered. Isn't it wild that I'm like this literary genius and all these people are citing/stealing my work (because it's brilliant and compelling) and people are writing songs about me and shit and my mind is being weaponized against people's political opponents? What'd you think of that movie? Good right? What would you say is the best part? Is it the part that I wrote at the end? You know, I said people wouldn't know good art if it shot them point blank in the face (in defense of the Limitless TV series) but apparently I was wrong! (And that's why the guy got shot in the head. In direct response to the thing I wrote.) But, hey, I guess they DO know good art when they see it! I'm proud of humanity."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2022
Get the Robertmug. A big asshole. Has no heart for anyone. Only cares about himself. Has a small ass dick and doesn't know how to use it. Short and ugly.
Me: he was such a Robert.
by Firesauce96 October 23, 2019
Get the Robertmug.