John Ritter

bestest person who ever died by the teeth of vicious bacon giraffes

i like john ritter cause he is cool but now he is dead and i can't feel my toes or my ham hands.

by john fritter shitter October 17, 2003

Rittenhouser

The act of taking a frozen piece of feces, shoving it in a girl's vagina, and sewing it shut. You leave it there for two days or until she goes to the hospital.

Girl 1: Hey you look like your in pain, what's wrong?

Girl 2: Joe gave me a Rittenhouser yesterday.

by j@rhead April 22, 2011

ritter

Rhyming slang derived from the word shitter to describe an anal opening.

i did your mum up the ritter last night...

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!

by FlashJoe January 6, 2008

Casey Ritter

The hottest girl alivvee. She melts my heart and is so hott and delicious. You wannna be likke her trussst me. shess a cuttiee withh a bootiiie. Hit her uppp

Casey Ritter is a sexy moma.

by youur mom whoo is sex-c September 24, 2011

Rittles

Slang for Ritalin

The circular pills resemble skittles. Ritalin + Skittles = Rittles

Haven't seen John in a week because he's been in the library rolling off rittles.

by CASPR-Cas9 March 21, 2019

Riitt

1. A Vagina

Damn, she has a saucy riitt.

by Swahili Fred August 1, 2003

Rittard

An entertaining person.

The clown is a rittard.

by Alldr55678990 January 4, 2019