Reading Flu

Basically the crustiest fever you’ll ever experience caused by piss bottles shit bags and gazebo legs being repeatedly thundercunted at your tent at Reading

“Mate Ive just been at Reading”

“How was it”
“Decent but I feel like someones jammed a fat pulsating cock down my throat”
“Shit you might be coming down with Reading Flu”

by GuruOfTerminology August 31, 2022

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Pulling a Remington

To commit an act of legendary bravery and heroism, once emulated by our great lord and savior, Remington the tard

Guy 1: Dude, I just banged three models, stole a taxi, all while inventing bacon Mac and cheese pie.
Guy 2: You just pulled a massive Remington

Guy 1: Pulling a Remington is too hard for a stupid faggot like me
Guy 2: You are not worthy

by 420BlazeItFaggots333 August 7, 2014

hes not reading this

who?

jared, he’s 19 and he never fucking learnt how to read.

reading is great

hes not reading this

by succmydicc February 16, 2018

The person reading this

why are you even here anyway

the person reading this is just a normal human

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Reading a Magazine

Masturbating Over a Porno or Lads Mag

I was 'Reading a magazine' at work the other day

by Supdog4567 February 26, 2010

rexing

fancy footwork while rollerskating/rollerblading, to fast paced/uptempo music. Can include spins, slides, hops/jumps, and other body movements to the music.

"Hey Joe, that was some good rexing!"
"That last song was lousy for rexing- no beat; but this one's a great song to rex to!"

by King Edward13 April 16, 2006