Grease railing

When a male takes a random shit in a public area and uses the feces as lubrication to achieve a heavenly orgasm thru aggressive masturbation.

There is a train passenger in San Francisco that takes random shits on buses and masturbates with feces.......
grease railing is a tool used to lubricate the rails of light rail trains.

Little to the bus drivers awareness that the lone passenger was going to achieve grease railing at the last stop!

by hashtag powerful aka aww nawl January 12, 2019

Daylight's Raping Time

When the world is forced to move their clocks forward an hour, for a generally unknown reason. Mostly, to piss off people who value sleep and not being at work or school.

"ugh...I gotta turn my alarm clock forward..god damn daylight saving time..."

"I know! it's more like Daylight's raping time, for real, for real."

"word."

by Madaoxsama March 14, 2010

ratling

1. To have sex with a female

2. To "rattle" implies having sex with a member of society who is female.

James: What did you get up to last night?

Dom: Oh, i rattled this bird, she was awsome and she shaved my balls, it was very strange but i went along with it because i was pissed

or

James: Who have you been ratling lately?

Dan: No one dude, i havent ratled in ages!

by Seani June 1, 2007

facebook rapping

when a person is talking B.S about some one but not in person.

1.) Ew she ugly and she cant sing she needa cover her face up with a bag so no one can see her ugly face and who cares if im facebook rapping

2.)Man i wish her ugly booty would go sit her frisky butt down man she kill me how she gonna be so ugly it should be a crime just ew and yes this is facebook rapping cause i cant say nun of dis crap in person but i can talk it over internet

above was some examples and btw i dont facebook rap it was just examples

by MissBeautyDaOriginal August 20, 2011

Raping a dead puppy

Attacking a defenceless being

By bothering telling that girl she is stupid you might as well be raping a dead puppy

by Samysam September 18, 2006

ear rapping

Example 1: when someone puts unwanted words into another persons ear. NO MEANS NO!

Example 2: When someone sticks there shlong into his/her ear and starts having unwanted sex with it.

Example 1:
Guy 1:Dude that fat drunk girl just ear raped me for a hour and a half
Guy 2: why didnt you just walk away
Guy 1: i couldnt shes my girlfriends best friend

Example 2:
Guy 1: WHAT THE GET OFF
Guy 2: what happened!
Guy 1: I WAS ASLEEP HUNGOVER AND I WOKE UP TO GETTING EAR RAPED
Guy 2: oh man double ear rapping in the same night

by mink mysta January 2, 2008

anal raping beauty

A phrase you shout when playing an intense video game with close friends.

(i.e. playing 'Shipment' level on Call Of Duty 4 on old school mode with one close friend)

person 1: where'd you go...where are you...
person 2: right here!
person 1: Anal Raping Beauty! you shot me!
person 2: i sure did...

another commonly used phrase is "lucious monkey balls"

by iabr February 29, 2008