National Legalize Ranch Day

October 24th is National Legalize Ranch Day. This is because October 24th 2013 was the original air date of the first "Ranch it up" sketch on the Eric Andre Show

"Dude it's National Legalize Ranch Day today"

"I'll go buy a bunch of ranch for us right now"

by LegalizeRanch2021 November 30, 2020

ranchid

A cross between rancid and wretched.

Boy you ain't kissin me with that ranchid breathe!

by Alicia May April 23, 2008

Blackstar Ranch

A community surrounded by state-owned and preserved property in the backwoods of Irvine and Silverado Canyons. Many mysterious and unsolved crimes have happened up in this area, and most say it's haunted by members of racial gangs including the Bloodz, KKK, DBT, etc. Multiple scandals have taken place in theses areas and reception there is most often futile unless you have roaming capabilities on your phone. The reason for this is that nationwide and citywide providers don't have a need to put more telephone lines in that area for lack of business takes place. Blood has often been seen on random clothing items on the sides of roads. It's been said that tourists and young children have been a target of "drive-by" gangs here. Most people know of "Blackstar" because of it's notoriety in the mystery and crime world. Residents say cave mites have been a problem in recent years. Though many only come because of it's reputation, this area really is nice for a getaway drive with it's rough spacial expanses. It's one of the largest open areas in California today. Large crosses can sometimes be seen in daylight on the tops of hills, and at night eerie glows of multi-colored light is visible. They have their own public/private schools, fire station, police station, post office, and markets. Blackstar also provides an RV park for tourism, and multiple day camps for young adults. The community receives much police attention after sundown. The population of Blackstar is known to be just under 42,000 making it one of the smallest cities in Orange County.

"Do you want to take a midnight drive through Blackstar Ranch?"

by David Harper August 3, 2007

Ram Ranch

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch ... it ROCKS!

the 18 men were doing the ram ranch together

by biggie cheeses left nut March 30, 2021

lakewood ranch

a school full of std-ridden kids that like to get messed up on drugs all the time

there are the git-r-dunnssss
the preppies, jocks and jesus children
the stoners
and then all the lesser beings that no one talks to

most of lakewood ranch's students have some sort of disease
and a lot of money

bradenton, fl sucks

by Mike Wilder December 4, 2007

rance

A modern form of dance created by Key-hoe.

We ranced all night in Downunder.

by Joair April 23, 2007

Rance

A very handsome and outstanding guy. Finding love was always difficult for him just he will eventually find the one. All he’s looking forward to in life is building a family. He’s sweet and would treat the love of his life like a princess. He Is respectful and mature but can be goofy and have a lot of fun with some close friends.

Rance has always been sweet to me

by 12lextex June 4, 2020