Raccoon

Nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

*While camping*
Guy 1: Those raccoons shredded our aluminum foil! There wasn't even any food on it! Why would they do that?
Guy 2: Because they are nefarious little creatures with your worst interests at heart.

by Dan30 July 4, 2012

rabid raccoon

to ejaculate on and around someone's mouth and give her/him two black eyes.

Big D shocked that slut by turning her into a rabid raccoon.

by Dan & Dave October 15, 2008

Raccooning

The act of going to a restaurant with a group of friends and opting, instead of ordering your own meal, deciding to eat off of everyone else's plate, and leaving them with the check.

Watiress: "May I take your order, Sir?"

Raccoon: " No thank you. I'm raccooning off of my friends' plates today. So I'll be having what they're having."

by Lancer Manion June 30, 2011

Trapped Raccoon

A guy grows out his nails a centimeter long and while fisting a girl he scratches the inside of her vagina like a trapped raccoon.

Damn, my girlfriend was pissing me off so i gave her a Trapped Raccoon.

by TRaccoon9 April 1, 2010

Raccoon

A very cute and deadly animal the hunt in packs and are bulletproof the only way to kill them is to stun them with bullets and finish them off with a sword

Me: "hey have you heard of the raccoon killings"
My friend: "yeah, they are pretty deadly

by TheKoolKidsKlub (im the kooles April 30, 2019

raccoon

a trashy girl who wears too much make up.

girl 1: Amy is such a raccoon!
girl 2: I know! She belongs on a street corner, she's so trashy!

by YoursTruly5683 January 25, 2011

raccoon ass

A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.

Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!

by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005