A serious issue for people who are closet alcoholics, when trying to convince someone of authority you are sober. After consuming one too many rye and cokes your non--dominant eye decides it's going to take the night off. It's a 'tell' that gives away a persons level of inebriation for A mild case would be after a couple one eye would not be fully open. After a few more the eye now also looking another direction but it seems not to be focusing or functioning. Almost like it is offline. The other eye seems to be functioning normally. A full blown case would have both eyes looking in different directions. They are basically anywhere except where the person is trying to look. This indicates a blood alcohol level nearing unconscious and the person will not remember much.
"Sir you know why I pulled you over. Sir I'm over here. Have you had anyrhing to drink tonight"
"No. No idea."
"No you haven't neen drinking? or No you have no idea how the garbage can got lodged under the front of your car and why you didn't notice it. Sir you look like you have a bit of 'rye eye' going on. Can you try to look at me for a second"
"No.... I am looking at you, ...yep thats great i was wondering what that was....I had one beer with dinner an hour ago....someone could have been hurt leaving their garbage can in the middle of the crosswalk like that..."
"Sir its six in the morning. Would you mind stepping out to do a sobriety test"
"No........ problem... six?.. what time is garbage pick up"
At this point one gets out and is disoriented by flashing cop lights and attempts to lean up against the car real smooth like but is about 4 feet away from anyrhing and starts fall over trying to save oneself only makes it worse and adds a horizontal acceleration vector to the vertical gravitatiial one heading towards ground. One becomes almost parallel to ground as they are about to make contact with the pavement. This would be an epic move into a swimming pool or slip and slide but attemting this move in a t-shirt and shorts on gravel covered concrete while not attempting to stop fall using arms, looks like a fish jumping out of water and landing in boat with grip type bottom coming to an abrupt stop resulting in road rash.
"No. No idea."
"No you haven't neen drinking? or No you have no idea how the garbage can got lodged under the front of your car and why you didn't notice it. Sir you look like you have a bit of 'rye eye' going on. Can you try to look at me for a second"
"No.... I am looking at you, ...yep thats great i was wondering what that was....I had one beer with dinner an hour ago....someone could have been hurt leaving their garbage can in the middle of the crosswalk like that..."
"Sir its six in the morning. Would you mind stepping out to do a sobriety test"
"No........ problem... six?.. what time is garbage pick up"
At this point one gets out and is disoriented by flashing cop lights and attempts to lean up against the car real smooth like but is about 4 feet away from anyrhing and starts fall over trying to save oneself only makes it worse and adds a horizontal acceleration vector to the vertical gravitatiial one heading towards ground. One becomes almost parallel to ground as they are about to make contact with the pavement. This would be an epic move into a swimming pool or slip and slide but attemting this move in a t-shirt and shorts on gravel covered concrete while not attempting to stop fall using arms, looks like a fish jumping out of water and landing in boat with grip type bottom coming to an abrupt stop resulting in road rash.
by Lloydstarr November 2, 2025
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Get the Rye Old Fashioned mug.Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
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