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pinch runner

The girl you call when you can only get to first base, because she will run the rest of the bases for you. aka give you sex when you cant pull the dime.
i was hooking up with this dime last night but she wouldn't put out so i had to call my pinch runner.

my lead off batter (main slampiece) fell though tonight so i called in the pinch runner for the late night booty call.
by jakethsnk September 13, 2011
mugGet the pinch runnermug.

ski runner

jerking off two guys at the same time. the motion of your hands looks like you are skiing hence the term.
-Yo you hear that alyssa jerked 2 guys at once
-yea she's a ski runner
by afnjklsdnf January 12, 2010
mugGet the ski runnermug.

jib runner

Derived from old time sailor saying “I don’t like the cut of your jib”. One who likes to flap their gums in obvious situations . Similar to a captain obvious but a little different. The saying was created by Russell Stefanick in North Battleford, Saskatchewan in 1991
If this jib runner keeps it up I’m gonna backhand this mutha fucka!!
by Russellmussell October 29, 2021
mugGet the jib runnermug.

Reverse Runner

A reverse runner is an absolutely ridiculous act involving a customer or
group of customers ordering a meal at a restaurant then paying for it and leaving before it comes out to your table.
It has been known to be pulled off by many

groups of intoxicated men who are blindly ordering half the menu, then start to feel a little tired/sick, they then decide to pull the pin and leave before the food comes out. Generally paying on the way out.
Travis and Andrew were that drunk from Mr potato head cocktails, that they ordered and paid for a ton of food at Mexicola then left before it was bought out. A sensational reverse runner
by Str8rippinpro December 22, 2022
mugGet the Reverse Runnermug.

Cheese Runner

In the act of cutting a pizza, the person takes the knife and cuts it in such a way that after this person is done all the cheese is off the pizza.
Wtf Nick this pizza has gone to waste because you pulled a cheese runner!
by Dwegener July 24, 2010
mugGet the Cheese Runnermug.

food runner

In the restaurant industry, food runners work with the kitchen staff and the serves to ensure that the client gets their food correctly and in good time.

They are blamed for everything that gose wrong with the serves, in the kitchen and in life. A food runner just has to keep running food and apologize for something they did not do in order to keep the flow going.

Basically: Run, run, run!!! Screaming, yelling, insulting & no one thanks you for your hard work.
Hey! food runner where's the food for table 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ....21??? They have been waiting a long time!!!
by Someonewithfeelings December 20, 2016
mugGet the food runnermug.

ez runner

EZ runner is a person running away from another player afraid to lose their awards such as bounty.
EZ runner afraid to lose bounty, your mom died
by knxka March 23, 2022
mugGet the ez runnermug.

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