the dave ratio

In any given engineering environment, the number of Daves will be greater than or equal to the number of women.

Carrie was always in the minority in her computer science classes; she had more Dave classmates than female classmates. The Dave ratio meant that she always knew more Daves than women.

by Pierceer February 10, 2017

Pole to Hole Ratio

The ratio of men to women at a place, like a party or bar.

What's the pole to hole ratio there? It's not a sausage fest right?

by Vagueposting September 22, 2019

k/d ratio

K/D Ratio is how many kills you have, over or devided by how many deaths you have gotten in Multiplayer Matchmaking games. Overall, if you have more kills than deaths, you would have a positive K/D Ratio, but if you have more deaths than kills, you would have a negative K/D Ratio.

Total Kills: 4056
Total Deaths: 3624
K/D Ratio: 1.119

by ElectricWinter April 27, 2012

pussy to dick ratio

The ratio of women to men at an event.

Jose: Whats the pussy to dick ratio at the mall?

Rob: Not good man, its 1:4.

Jose: Ahh fuck that, I'll chill at the crib instead, wanna smoke a L?

by Yoshe January 4, 2009

friend to fuck ratio

The amount of times a man or woman creates conversation with the other sex and either makes friends or scores. Referred to as an achronym, the ftf ratio tracks the consistency and strength of any person's pick up skills.

Ellsworth's friend to fuck ratio couldn't be lower if he was asexual. He has been instantly thrust into any woman's friend zone.

by Boonville All Star May 12, 2009

The Ratio

the balance between the level of attractiveness and the level of asshole-ness. In short, the hotter you are the more tolerable and common dick-like behavior is. However, there are exceptions. Specifically those who seem to have a distorted self image and think they are the shit when in reality they simply look like shit. Lower levels of attractiveness can be compensated with: good sense of humor, intelligence, or kindness. But the ratio must remain balanced.

John does not adhere to The Ratio, he's fat and ugly and yet he continues to act like a douchebag. He is upsetting the ratio and is thus disgustingly unattractive.

by tamale69 May 31, 2010

Hug Height Ratio

The difference between the heights two people in a hug. The height difference between two partners should be between 3-5 inches, give or take. This allows for the shorter of the two to rest their head on the shoulder (3" or less) or somewhere in their partner's chest (5" or more), thus creating the perfect hug height ratio.

"Man, it's like impossible for me to give Emily a decent hug, we're the same height!"

"Well, maybe you should find a girl that fits the Hug Height Ratio."

by yourstrulyJCruz September 4, 2011