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QuakeCon 

The largest LAN party.. ever. 2005 marked QuakeCons 10th annual celebration of everything gaming. It hosted up to 4000 computers, and plenty more people just showing up off the street. 2004 and 2005 were held at the Gaylord Resort in Grapevine, TX. Every year they get a bigger budget, and better swag (free stuff). If you get the chance, go, you won't be displeased. Also, bottles of Bawls are passed out like candy, and are used to supplement the 3 hours of sleep each night that the average person gets. QuakeCon is a celebration of all things gaming, but by tradition and name, is really a hail to FPS games, especially games in the Quake series.
You: "Hey boss, I need a week off of work so I can get 8 hours of sleep, and play 132 hours of games at QuakeCon. It's really important."

Boss: "BOOM HEADSHOT!"
QuakeCon by RevStan September 29, 2005
Related Words

Quaker State

Definitions:
1.) Not necessarily a quaint colloquialism for the State of PA.
2.) Like unto the oil that keeps this organization running smoothly. Imparts quick and prominent advantage over other departments.
3.) One who is not ethically, spiritually, or physically disoriented.
4.) One who is factually unencumbered, differently qualified, specially skilled, and uniquely proficient allowing one to cut through red tape.
5.) Ability to take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-way promises which neither side can understand nor hope to fulfill.

Job Descriptions:
1.) Ability to read things that do not matter, then write reports explaining how they do matter.
2.) Make corporate propaganda read like folksy truisms.
3.) Prioritization and crisis management.
4.) Provide arcane information on a need to know basis.

Benefits:
1.) Likely to advance in economic and social standing.
2.) Cafeteria plan and other program benefits.
He is a uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path, what a Quaker State!
Quaker State by chatty90 November 16, 2011
no meaning. can be used to replace words
i'm gonna quager your mom
quager by mom quagerer October 1, 2020
The greatest football player ever, really sweet, can sweet talk any girl, good looking, and caring.
Look at Quaheem in his football uniform! He looks sooo goooddd!
The best ever rapper!! He is god! His new album voice memos is GODLY and he destroyed ksi with his disstrack. Quadeca is the best dont diss him
Yo sup g Quadeca is my freaking IDOL
Quadeca by Quadecafanboicharl13 March 18, 2019
A protestant christan that has strong non-violence belifs.
Quakers have been in America for all of its history and many infulential quakers have shaped our land today.
Quaker by Michael Vance April 23, 2004