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Cunt Punt

When a person of the female gender steps out of line and needs to be put in her place. It may take a swift kick to the crotch.
Rhone, your way out of line . Shut your big mouth or I'm going to cunt punt you.
by Shayna16 December 21, 2020
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Punt Gun

When a man builds up semen by not ejaculating for days or weeks then attends a gathering where he beats off into a crowd ejaculating on many people at one time.
Dude I didnt beat off for 3 weeks and got all swolled up with the baby batter! I went to Lakesia’s party and spanked the monkey in a closet, when I was ready to blow I popped out and pulled a PUNT GUN blasting jizz on at least 6 people!”
by Deepthroat Dan February 11, 2021
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Cunch Punt

The act of having uncomfortable sex with someone who is too intoxicated to proceed but unwilling to drop it all together, leading to several useless and occasionally painful pelvic thrusts.
Toniann did not enjoy her first sexual experience with her brand new lover due to being cunch punted for an hour before he gave up.
by Extreme Koala March 1, 2021
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Cunt punt

When a woman get kicked in the va jj aka the virgins
One time I cunt punted a hoe so hard that she end Ed up in the next county.
by Ajobcg April 7, 2021
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punt nugget

When your a stupid cunt
Why are you being a stupid punt nugget
by Ogle google April 4, 2022
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imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2
Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*
by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021
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Cunt Punt

The act of kicking a female in the crotch, so hard, she drops like a man who was kicked in the balls.
The girl was losing the fight until she delivered a cunt punt that devestated her opponent.
by The Holland Sisters June 14, 2021
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