imp punt

A move so devastatingly horrifying typically in plants vs. Zombies garden warfare, 1 or 2, where an all-star presses the left bumper as soon as they make contact with anything that moves resulting in them killing you with it then t-bagging you typically because their father shows then no love or affection due to him leaving them at the age of 2

Plant: oh no! Its an imp punter!!!! What a fucking pussy
All-star: *left bumper spamming*

Plant: You fucking bitch.
All-star: *t-bags*

by Deez ur mom lmao October 31, 2021

Fuck-Punted

To kick and launch, a person, animal, or inanimate object while fucking.

“Jesus! What happened to the humidifier?”
“Oh man... must have accidentally fuck-punted that thing last night...”

by FPunterman January 23, 2020

Punt this hing

When you kick an object full force with the intention of damaging something or someone.

"Hawl you , punt this hing ... NOW!"

by Bonemasonary August 1, 2018

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019

Cunt punt

When you aggressively kick a girl in the vagina simply for being a cunt.

Yo tasia is such a bitch. I am going to cunt punt her.

by Beia69 January 26, 2019

Cunt punt

When a woman get kicked in the va jj aka the virgins

One time I cunt punted a hoe so hard that she end Ed up in the next county.

by Ajobcg April 7, 2021

cunt punt

absolutely obliterating a womans fanny by booting the bitch 50 yards into the box

i just cunt punted Binks and she got gathered by Van Der Sar

by benjani November 28, 2019