by Queen Levine January 22, 2009
Get the Procrastination Nation mug.The act of perusing social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook as a means of putting off something that is usually more important.
Guy 1: So what have you been up to today?
Guy 2: Well, I was supposed to be writing my grandpa's eulogy, but that's a total downer. So I've pretty much just been procrastinetworking all day.
Guy 2: Well, I was supposed to be writing my grandpa's eulogy, but that's a total downer. So I've pretty much just been procrastinetworking all day.
by J Martino March 4, 2009
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Procrastination is a plague that quickly spreads through crowds of students. It is most commonly found in high schools, where teenagers make up the highest contamination rates. It is airborne and extremely dangerous; infection can occur even if there is no contact with an infected person.
Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.
If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.
There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.
Recommended weapon of defense: will power.
Side-effects may (but do not always) include (but are not limited to): loss of sleep, rushed accomplishment of tasks, getting grounded, receiving bad grades, stress, and self-hate.
If you find yourself putting-off important tasks to do unnecessary things YOU HAVE MOST LIKELY BEEN INFECTED.
There is no defined cure for procrastination, the lucky few who are able to rid themselves of this disease do so with very specific methods that often work only on a case-by-case basis, your best hope of survival is to fight the virus whenever it tries to take control of you.
Recommended weapon of defense: will power.
Jack: Oh man! I should start that English paper due tomorrow, but I can't stop reading these funny jokes online. How about you Josh, having the same problem?
Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.
Josh: Nope. I have will-power so no procrastination.
by nerdwithswag January 1, 2012
Get the procrastination mug.ever have one of those days where you wake up when the alarm clock rings, you look at your watch, realizing theres still plenty of time before class, so you hit the snooze button. repeat the process until theres about ten minutes left before class, then upon realizing that you are really screwed and the teacher takes attendance and takes points off for tardies, you disregard all moral standards, and run your ass to class. this also applies to work.
Dude, I procrasta-dashed to class this morning, and literally, i brushed my teeth on the way to class..
by BIoTeCH October 4, 2005
Get the procrasta-dash mug.A book, notes, or other study material that sits willingly and faithfully by your side the day before the exam while you procrastinate surfing the web or watching television.
by David Hawaii May 22, 2007
Get the Procrastipartner mug.when you stray from a web page you were doing research on by clicking an online ad, or other hyperlinked word until you are totally off topic, and wasting time.
Joe: I was researching Canada and then I clicked on beaver and then before you know it I wasted so much time looking at other stuff besides Canada!
Jorge: What a procrastilink, god!
Jorge: What a procrastilink, god!
by France1224 May 27, 2008
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