procrastilink 

when you stray from a web page you were doing research on by clicking an online ad, or other hyperlinked word until you are totally off topic, and wasting time.

Joe: I was researching Canada and then I clicked on beaver and then before you know it I wasted so much time looking at other stuff besides Canada!

Jorge: What a procrastilink, god!

procrastilink by France1224 May 27, 2008

procrastilicious

1. (adj.) Is used when one has the ability to make one happy by procrastinating along with them. To be adored for your procrastination with another. If you are proctastilicious, you are admired for your ability to please others through procrastination.

Although Noah was working hard at getting his work done, he loved to waste time with the ever more procrastilicious Allie by talking to her all night long.

procrastilicious by Trebor777 January 7, 2008

Procrastidrinking 

The act of putting off work or other duties by engaging in the consumption of alcohol.

Nick "Have you gotten all of your homework done?"

Helmut "Nooo waay. I've been procrastidrinking. In fact, I think I may be procrastidrunk."

Procrastidrinking by Nick Cedar IV April 29, 2008

procrastiwanking 

Having yourself a jolly good wank, instead of doing something productive.

"Johnny was supposed to be mowing the lawn, bu started procrastiwanking instead."

procrastiwanking by DNC601 May 28, 2013

Procrastoline 

A cream based ointment containing Procrastinol

I can't do oral things anymore so I just rub myself with Procrastoline.

Procrastoline by Poopwords January 9, 2019

Procrastidrink 

Procrastinating by drinking.

I was going to pack up my house to move, but I decided to procrastidrink instead.

Procrastidrink by @robb March 10, 2010

Procrastilisting

The act of procrastinating by making large or extensive lists of what you are putting off. Usually done with the mind set that making these lists will somehow help you achieve the goal of actually doing these tasks.

Person 1: hey man get much done today?
Person 2: yeah fuck look at this extremely comprehensive list of things that i needed to do today
Person 1: do any of them?
Person 2: nup... i really need to stop procrastilisting

Procrastilisting by gbgkgdgfu October 31, 2011