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Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.
Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof
by ™One December 4, 2018
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press rifle

(from PR - "public relations" and transformed into "press rifle") public relations practices from press releases that correct unfavorable statements to complex crisis management when PR specialists and managers need to act like a QRF - quick reaction force, not to leave the incident, rumor, claim or charge without comment, especially when the accusations made by the press (or media in general) are aggressive and require adequate response similar to counter-attack with precise and effective hit on the charge, thus similar to using a rifle;
The agency used the best of their press rifle practices to suppress the media chatter and counter the charges against the chairman of the company.
by KurtSteinerPL December 20, 2012
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The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.
Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!
by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018
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pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door
"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."
by yippa March 17, 2023
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press entering

being unnecessarily rude or picky over something that does not affect or matter ti the other person in any way
he was press entering about his friend using different types of wood in her
minecraft build than the ones in the biome they were building in
by skeleton_shebang September 17, 2023
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Bag Press

The necessary procedure used on several types of candies such as M&M’s and Skittles in order to get the last one or two pieces out of the bag.
Jimmy said there were not any Skittles left, however when I executed the bag press I found there was one remaining.
by Nick Bodnar January 11, 2008
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Bert Press

Doing 1/4th range of motion bench press with inverted bar path. This targets the rotator cuffs and strengthens them so you will have rotator cuffs of steel. This also targets the lockout portion of the bench press, since alot of people struggle locking out the weight.
Yo, look at that guy he is bert pressing 160kg, what an animal. He says he takes steroids, but i bet he is fake enhanced.
by Bert Press May 30, 2023
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