gutenburg press

When a guy writes his name backwards on his fully erect penis, winds up, and slaps it accross any surface of the females body leaving his name contact printed on her.

"Dude, bro!!! I was with Jackie last night! We were both hammered! I saw a marker on her night stand and gave her the ole' Gutenburg Press!!!

by Givitoer August 03, 2015

French Press

The art of dipping down from a squat position and smashing ones dirty muff on a person's face.

Oh man, Joe passed out by the fire, so the girls all took there time giving him a french press.

by Kingstoncowboy July 13, 2019

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 15, 2022

Bench press

A word only used in roasts made by the finest roblox gamers.

Roblox gamer 1: Your dad has the gay
Roblox gamer 2: No u
Roblox gamer 1: Listen kid I’ll bench press your nan's coffin
Roblox gamer 2: oof

by ™One December 04, 2018

Hot Press

Definition: The Hot Press or a hot press is when a man rolls his erect penis along the neck of his partner.

Origin: Modern English. Sunday morning after night of ghost hunting, wife advised her neck was sore, when husband replied, would you like a hot press?

Honey, my neck hurts, will you give me the hot press, please?

by Heat Seeker October 21, 2018

pressing matter

...a stool that is knocking on your back door

"I have a PRESSING MATTER that I need to attend to, in the bathroom..."

by yippa March 18, 2023

press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love

gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real

by gaynigga3 April 08, 2022