presentate

same as present but it sounds cooler

i am going to presentate my pornography project today

by kb mayo January 8, 2020

Presenteeism

A word made up by The Disneyland Resort as a result of poor employee attendance at The Hotels of the Disneyland Resort, and the two Resort Theme Parks, as well as other Resort controlled locations. Presenteeism is defined by The DLR (Disneyland Resort) as "the act of being present." The idea is that all employees are at their work location ready to work at, or 5 minutes before their scheduled start times.

Disney makes up thier own words, like presenteeism.

by GM C December 10, 2008

presence e-mail

sending work e-mails in the middle of the night or after calling out sick to update your boss of projects or issues that you've been working on.

Did you see that presence e-mail from Bill? He sent out an e-mail at 2:30 AM stating that he's still sick and has been working with our ISP on that Internet issue.

by Ophelia Bush October 27, 2009

omni presence

the greatest garage band of all time...keith-guitar, tom-bass,david-drums,vocals

omni-presence is the state of being everywhere at the same time

by z-dog December 22, 2003

November 9- Give your friend a present

Today is the day you have to send your friend a present that they ask/choose.

"I want a laptop on november 9th because its November 9- Give your friend a present. :D"....."No. Die"

by Katylen November 8, 2021

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.

Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

…
Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

by ARealNiqqa October 16, 2021

dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008