Premature ejerkulation

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 4, 2009

Premanstrual Syndrome

When a male is in an inexplicably bad mood or suffers from sudden mood swings.

"I thought we were finally going to meet your boyfriend tonight."

"He was in a bad mood and opted to stay in to watch old movies and eat an entire pizza."

"Premanstrual Syndrome. It's perfectly natural."

by ManneM June 10, 2009

premature joculation

1.)When you celebrate a win by dousing the coach in gatorade before the game is over, and you end up losing.

2.)When you celebrate a touchdown and spike the ball before you make it to the endzone, and look like a retard when it is called back. (DaSean Jackson, T.J. Jones).

Dude, look at the premature joculation on the sideline, the game is not over.

by Mark C. McKenna September 12, 2010

Prem juice

The man juice that seaps out of an asshole after another ejaculates into an asshole.

"Dude, did you save our prem juice?"
- "Yeah! I'm saving it for my toast in the morning!"

by beckyiscoooool October 20, 2010

Premature answer checking

Looking in the back of one's textbook to "check" homework answers before actually attempting the problem.

Wow, we have a lot of math homework. I will be doing a lot of premature answer checking tonight.

by SamsLembas October 9, 2008

premeir

something you will never be

by Anonymous January 23, 2003

Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008