modest pelican

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by PapaPelisChild August 8, 2021

distracted by a pelican

doing something naughty (and potentially VERY embarrassing) that causes you to lose focus.

I ran my Bugatti Veyron into a swamp at 100mph because I was distracted by a pelican

by SwapGuy November 13, 2009

Phelicia

A beautiful human being that often gets a bad rap thanks to the stupid #ByeFelicia trend. This person is kind, fun loving and slightly sarcastic. She is awesome and unique because her name begins with a PH.

That girl is so witty and cute, she must be a Phelicia with a PH.

by MissKismet January 13, 2017

Predictive Synonym

A word that is discovered by cycling through words in predictive text.

book = cool
ripped = pissed

by grasshopa July 27, 2004

Oily Pelican

The act of engaging in anal sex with a female, who subsequently defecates upon the erect penis (or object of penetration). This is followed with insertion of said feces covered penis (or object) into the appropriately fishy vagina.

Tony Hayward gave Gov. Bobby Jindal's wife the oily pelican after last week's press conference, then asked President Obama to clean it up.

by DeepWaterHorizon June 18, 2010

preliminary retard

Someone so stupid that you know, before you even meet them.

That guy in the wheelchair looks like a preliminary retard.

by Matthew Turney November 8, 2003

Sloppy Pelican

When an individual alternates back and forth between two different penises in the act of giving oral pleasure

Guy 1: Man she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah man, we should get her to give us the old sloppy pelican!

by Jymbob December 3, 2005