Porter

A professional scammer ... will act like a gentlemen but will feast ur belongings/financials

Fuck me I got Porter’d by another Nigerian Prince Email
That guy just taken my last chip ... Porter Bastard
I love him so much ... he’s porter’d my heart

by BLUEYEDB October 30, 2020

Palmer Porter

palmer is a silly cruzzler who comes to all the christmas parties!

palmer porter is such a cruzz😂

by allx😬 January 8, 2023

Porter

He is so lit fam

That man is porter

by Abe274728 December 31, 2018

Playing Porter

When you either have magical body positioning that can impress even the greatest legends in your career field or when nobody sees you at work but you fill the blotter with outstanding work ethic that only a model SF Defender could accomplish.

Man it's cold out there. I'm just playing porter tonight.

by Thisoldog March 3, 2015

Porter

He is kind of shy but once you get to know him, he is open and talkative. He is EXTREMELY athletic and flexible.

PORTER IS SOOOOOO HOT

by Aubree Laurel November 20, 2017

Jack Porter

a bully to MK. Jack Porter throws basketballs at Beatrice Toaster, and swings his elbows at Krostan. Despite this, Jack Porter still remains to be an excellent queen! Jack Porter does NOT satisfy his wife Graco.

MK: Jack Porter whips me everyday in the hallway.

Person 2: Omg! That is so rude! He’s still a queen tho!

by young gen c November 4, 2019

Griffin Porter

The hardest motherfucker on sesame street

Griffin Porter is Off The Wall.

by killthemessenger1 January 9, 2010