An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.
Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.
Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus
Person 2: And pee on trees!
by BlondeLobster1 August 27, 2009
by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006
by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008
by belleanna April 03, 2010
To be belligerently up at arms, ready or eager to fight, violently protective.
This expression originates from the southern United States where it is common for houses to have porches. To be "off the porch" means to be in your yard and looking for a fight with any and all tresspassers.
This expression originates from the southern United States where it is common for houses to have porches. To be "off the porch" means to be in your yard and looking for a fight with any and all tresspassers.
We off the porch ... that means if you walk in our yard, we gon' beat yo ass so bad yo momma won't recognize ya.
-Killa Mike
-Killa Mike
by enbob89 May 22, 2006
First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.
Second person: Oh, how was it!
First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.
Second person: Oh, how was it!
First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.
by Kyle Sanchez April 03, 2007
Noun: derogatory for a Brazilian, or someone that speaks Portuguese
Portuguese > porch geese > porch goose
Portuguese > porch geese > porch goose
by Cmasterflex August 05, 2014