Porch Time

An extremely amazing (and exclusive) hang-out time taken from a tradition in Nicaragua. It consists of large in-depth (and inappropriate) conversation, chips and salsa, peeing on trees, and mosquito bites.

Person 1: Kaila, Nate, Laurel, Gabe, and Michael didn't invite me to porch time last night!

Person 2: Of course not! You're not cool enough to go.

Person 1: Well, who would wanna go anyway? All they do is talk about Jesus

Person 2: And pee on trees!

by BlondeLobster1 August 26, 2009

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porch monkey

A nigga, bitch!
Made popular in Clerks 2.

Man, that porch monkey just stole my bike!

by ChronoBobbyD August 28, 2006

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Porch Monkey

Used in the best movie EVAH (Clerks 2) for an awesome scene.

"hey there ya little porch monkey.........what? I'm bringing it back!"

by Hoewley Dievah May 15, 2008

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porch monkey

a racist term referring to black people. Usually hanging off the porch looking like a monkey.

"When a litl' white boy called me a porch monkey, I whipped his ass."

by belleanna April 3, 2010

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off the porch

To be belligerently up at arms, ready or eager to fight, violently protective.

This expression originates from the southern United States where it is common for houses to have porches. To be "off the porch" means to be in your yard and looking for a fight with any and all tresspassers.

We off the porch ... that means if you walk in our yard, we gon' beat yo ass so bad yo momma won't recognize ya.
-Killa Mike

by enbob89 May 27, 2006

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porch fucking

Having an orgy with some random girl drunk on a porch, in the rain while playing the banjo.

First person : dude! I was so trashed last night, I ended up porch fucking this chick last night.

Second person: Oh, how was it!

First person: don't know, But I woke up with the banjo and a bottle of KY jelly.

by Kyle Sanchez April 11, 2007

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