pooter

when you go on a first date and the dude got some crust on his socks but its very specific crust if you know what I mean t

that dudes a real pooter check out his zebra socks

by ducklips69 February 28, 2020

Pooter

A portmanteau of "poop" and "cooter" used to describe a male's g-spot.

I dropped my load off in his pooter and then he dropped two loads off in the toilet.

by knutjuice March 30, 2021

Pooter

A cat by the channel Brewstew who was accidentally traded out for a lookalike.

Pooter just keept staring at me

by CreativeName0 November 26, 2022

pooter wheel

A very lazy and ugly dog

That is one ugly pooter wheel

by Jr bobster January 23, 2018

King Pooter

An ancient being predating the existence of the universe. After rebirthing in the soil of what is now known as Idaho, Pooter (his name before monarchy) rose up and began evolving. Learning cultures and slowly becoming human, he walked over to the ancient Potato Empire civilization and killed the king using an old microwave. He took the crown and called himself “King Pooter.” After evolving for long enough, he has become immortal (due to the potato part of him having a very long shelf life), and has become too big to fit in a microwave (his only weakness being a microwave.)

“Oh damn King Pooter just conquered England.”

by Sadboy supreme January 05, 2021

pooter stamp

When Your cat insists on resting it's butthole on your open skin.

Hey Garth, your cat is giving me a pooter stamp.

by zach0711 February 18, 2016

to pootered to putt

Tired exhausted no energy

I'm going to bed I'm jus to pootered to putt

by Lilbabygogetr December 25, 2018