poogert

a person who is annoying and smells like yougert and poo.

scotty your such a poogert

by Mr.Hi September 22, 2006

POGS

Pull
Out
Game
Strong

When she asks you if your pullout game is strong just send POGS

by Digbickman July 8, 2019

polish pogostick

The polish pogostick, much like it's Swedish counter-part, is a sexual position done with one partner(most likely being female) face down rear vertical. And the other partner upright and facing there torso. The difference however is in the apparatusis used to gain momentum. The Polish pogostick uses none,or in a truely Polish scenario, the polish pogostick is done on a hard object like a table or the hood of your former best friends car.

I used to do the swedish pogo stick with my girlfriend, that is until i learned she cheated on me with my best friend, after that it was the polish pogostick on the hood of his car for her.

by jason border July 18, 2006

zombie jesus on a pogostick

When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.

1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger

by Team Retro September 21, 2008

poog

A person of the Puerto Rican persuasion.

"You lazy poog!"
"I'm hittin' that poog."
"I know she's a poog, but she's a fine honey."

by zomgitsmary January 23, 2007

poogle

to "poogle" is to search for internet porn on the web browser Google. Coined by infamous masterbator/DJ : dj Dribble.

Please advise: The act of Poogling is not limited to searching for scat porn...

Yes honey, another hard day at work, although I did manage to fit in a five minute poogle break and squeased one out in the restroom. Thank you G chrome!

by poseidon69wetdream February 17, 2010

poogarage

Function: noun
Etymology: broun spot between the ass cheeks

Hey my horny man bitch, i love it when you go knucle deep on my poogarage.

by DL September 22, 2003