Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

orange poodle

Girl who doesnt know how to match her face makeup with her neck

Look there is a orange poodle there!!

by Countryboy28 July 31, 2016

Poodle people

The people groomed to run shit.

Everybody gather round, one of the poodle people is gonna do a new trick! A new party trick!

by Solid Mantis August 20, 2019

poodled-up

Slang for 'to humble' or 'was humbled'

e.g. Big Dave poodled-up when Little Steve called his bluff and punched him out.

e.g. Joe poodled-up and folded his pair of Aces when Bob placed his bet.

e.g. When loinly Lori pulled her pants off, Dave poodled-up and ran home.

by Loinly February 5, 2008

Poodle people

Somebody who was a wimp growing up, and decided to dedicate every second of every minute of every day to being a sho nuff bully, the kind of person who outbullies anybody. Dangerous not because of where they come from or their ideas, but because they would do anything to keep the world from knowing what they're made of.

Don't underestimate the poodle girl, she was a wimp growing up, but there's not much she won't do to hide it from people now. She doesn't want to be associated with the poodle people anymore.

by Solid Mantis August 30, 2019

Thirsty poodle

An extended slightly robust labia poking out like that of the tongue on a thirsty poodle.

Taking my thirsty poodle out for a walk...

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018

Poodle in a skirt

A girl that could be a human poodle.

Guy 1- The girl says she's a pit bull in a skirt, but she kind of looks like a poodle to me.
Guy 2-I know you're thinking that she is funny looking, but don't underestimate what she will do to prove she is not one of the poodles! She thinks you're disrespectful and wants to fight you now for thinking she looks like a poodle in a skirt.

by Solid Mantis June 24, 2019