slut police

A group of females that pay too much attention to the sexual behaviors of other females. Can be known to make slutty girls feel awkward in social situations by extended staring, excessive eye rolling and screaming obscenities such as "Whore!"

No more body shots for you, the slut police have arrived.

by jazzyfizzle83 July 29, 2009

panic at the disco fan

letss compare a real panic fan to a fake one, shall we?

---FAKES---

A fake Panic at the Disco fan would only be a screaming fangirl trying to rape Brendon Urie in his sleep just because he looked good BACK THEN IN 2005 and this fake fan has no idea what he looks like now, all thought Brendon has always looked okay.

A fake PATD fan would say they are so addicted to PATD, are a PATD Freak, and want to go to all their concerts, when they really just know one song, usually I Write Sins not Tragedies.

A fake PATD fan wouldn't know what AFYCSO means.

A fake PATD fan doesn't have a clue who Brent Wilson and/or Pete Wentz is.

---REAL---

A real PATD fan would know at least maybe three or even all of their songs by heart.

A real PATD fan would know all, or at least 75% of all their song titles.

A real PATD fan knows who Brent Wilson is.

A real PATD fan would know there's life outside I Write Sins not Tragedies.

A real PATD fan would do the right thing/opposite than what the fake one does.

EXAMPLE BELOW

Now let's see the difference between a real panic at the disco fan and a fake one!

Ex.1:

patdgurl (fake fan)
paige_atthedisco (real fan)

patdgurl: OMG, PAIGE I LOVE PANIC AT THE DISCO! IM A PANIC AT THE DISCO FREAK I LOVE THEM SO MUCH!

paige_atthedisco: Oh, cool...so do I. What's your favourite song?

patdgurl: I TOTALLY LOVE I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES

paige_atthedisco: Awesome. Do you like When the Day Met the Night?

patdgurl: Wtf, I don't listen to Fall Out Boy.

paige_atthedisco: -_- *leaves*

---

Ex.2:

paige_atthedisco: Hey, how are ya?

patdgurl: Not much, I really like Panic at the Disco! I LOVE BRANDON!

paige_atthedisco: It's Brendon...and I like Jon. He's so funny.

patdgurl: Who the heck is Jon?

---

See the difference?

by riaxreinventedxlove June 1, 2009

phonica

big booty bitch, freaky, very sensitive, cusses in ever sentence, will kill you in 2 seconds if you piss her off, hard-headed, but gives good head, BIG ASS

DAMN! I JUST GOT SOME FROM PHONICA!

by ud123 January 13, 2009

panicing

When a fucktard who can't spell, tries to write the word "panicking"

Dumbass Joe: "Yo bro, im realy panicing bout tmrs test?"

by 6Frekz9478 June 13, 2016

Penn Township Police

Penn Township is a village in western Pennsylvania and just so happens to be the home of the biggest asshole police officers you will ever meet...EVER. They hold bias against certain people, pull you over for not doing anything, think they're above the law, etc. They're so bored because of the lack of actual crime in the area, they will question people riding their bikes at the park for christ's sake! Also, the LOVE to make up their own laws! Riding a motorbike on private property? Yep, they'll question you. Taking your friend home on your motorcycle, which, may I add, has a valid license plate with current registration stickers? They'll hold up traffic on one of the busiest roads in the fucking area to tell you you can't ride it, even though you can and it's perfectly legal. That's a prime example of their bias, and of course, making up their own laws. And everyone in the area is in on it too, so if you try to get them to drop the charges you got for something completely stupid and half made-up, it's fucking impossible. It's impossible to avoid them, too, since everyone in the area is a stuck up bitch and calls them the second your fucking dog barks or someone beeps their fucking horn. I can't wait to leave this place, and I wouldn't suggest living or driving through it. I hope they read this, maybe it will give them a reality check, they really need it.

*Sitting in my driveway with 2 or 3 friends, all on motorbikes*

*Penn Township Police whip into my driveway*

Me: "Uh, can I help you..?"

Cop: "Yeah"...*some bullshit about riding illegally on my own property*

Me: "Actually, this is private property..."

Cop: "Oh, well I'm still going to take down you and all of your friend's information for the third time this week because I think I'm above the law."

by merolab~ February 27, 2013

Police Scanner Codes

Police Scanner 1-37 Codes...

Code 2 Urgent - no light or siren
Code 3 Use lights and siren
Code 4 No further assistance needed
Code 5 Stakeout
Code 6 Stay out of area
Code 7 Meal break
Code 8 Restroom break
Code 9 Summer uniform
Code 10 SWAT pre-call up
Code 11 SWAT Call up
Code 37 Subject/Property wanted

Police Scanner Codes

187 Homicide
207 Kidnapping
207A Kidnapping attempt
211 Robbery
211A Robbery alarm
211S Robbery alarm, silent
217 Assault with intent to murder
240 Assault
242 Battery
245 Assault with a deadly weapon
246 Shooting at inhabited dwelling
261 Rape
261A Attempted rape
273A Child neglect
273D Wife beating - Felony
288 Lewd conduct
311 Indecent exposure
314 Indecent exposure
374B Illegal dumping
390 Drunk
390D Drunk, unconscious
415 Disturbance
417 Person with a gun
417A Person with a knife
459 Burglary
459A Burglar alarm
459S Burglar alarm, silent
470 Forgery
480 Hit and run - Felony
481 Hit and run - Misdemeanor
484 Petty theft
487 Grand theft
488 Petty theft
502 Drunk Driving
503 Auto theft
504 Tampering with a vehicle
505 Reckless driving
507 Public nuisance
510 Speeding or racing vehicles
586 Illegal parking
594 Malicious mischief
595 Runaway car
604 Throwing missiles
647 Lewd conduct
653M Threatening phone calls

Police Scanner Codes

OFFICER DROBNEY: 221, 10-4, en route.

SERGEANT PETERSON: 222, En route.

SERGEANT BLASER: 81 will be en route.

04-16-17:12:03

OFFICER AVERILL: Centre, 223,10-29.

DISPATCHER: Go ahead.

04-16-17:12:16

DISPATCHER: 223, Centre, go ahead.

OFFICER AVERILL: Last name, Trice, T-Tom, R-Robert, I-Ida, C-Charles, E-Edward. First name Kelton, K-King, E-Edward, L-Lincoln, T-Tom, O-Ocean, N-Nora; and also, C-Charles, male, 0-4-1-4-8-7, 04-14-87.

04-16-17:12:35

DISPATCHER: Negative-29, suspended.

OFFICER AVERILL: 10-4. If you would, put me out in the area of Satellite Park, 8th Avenue, 17th Street; ah, there's a warrant. I'm going to stand-by for the other units. Attempt to serve.

DISPATCHER: 10-4

SERGEANT PETERSON: 223, from 22, I'll come up 19th Street onto 8th.

OFFICER AVERJLL: 10-4,1 swung around him right behind Shorty's on 19th Street

SERGEANT PETERSON: 10-4.

04-16-17:13:33

OFFICER DROBNEY: 223, from 221.

OFFICER AVERILL: Go ahead.

OFFICER DROBNEY: I'm by the Soule Bowl right now, coming northbound onto 17th Street.

OFFICER AVERILL: 10-4; if I can get somebody to come 15th Street, then hit the 8th Avenue alley, come behind the park just in case somebody decides to go rabbit.

04-16-17:13:58

SERGEANT PETERSON: 222 can.

04-16-17:14:24

Centre 222 is 10-60 at, 15th and 8th.

by watsonce December 24, 2010

Panic! at the Disco fan

A Panic! at the Disco fan isn't just teenies. While usually linked with teeny girls who listen to music that is only on the radio and only like Panic! at the Disco for their asthetics, there is a whole other category of Panic! at the Disco fans. Many of them had heard of Panic! at the Disco before they became popular or even before their CD came out. These people understand the lyrics that the lead guitarist, Ryan Ross, writes. People who are apart of this group mainly like Panic! at the Disco for their talent.

Stereotypical fan: OMG. I am the #1 Panic! at the Disco fan! Did you see Brendon's hair at the concert? It was sooooo sexy!

Smart fan: Go away. The lyrics were good. I bet you don't even know what they mean.

Stereotypical: OMG. Shut up! I love Panic! at the Disco! Whats that song...like it goes something like closing a door....

Smart Fan: You are a loser. Bye.

by SashaAshas December 15, 2008