lilly-padding

(v) street slanging for licking a toad to get high. This process was made popular by the show family guy and is also known as frenching the prince and doing kermit.

Guy 1: this party sucks
Guy 2: Yeah let's leave and do some lilly-padding at my place

by BOSOX2007 August 17, 2009

Pudding Weasel

Cavia Porcellus (aka Guinea Pig).

Named after their similarity to a weasel after eating alot of pudding.

My pudding weasel is ever hungry.
Damn! My pudding weasel pissed the bed...

by Porcy Porcellus July 16, 2010

Fergie Pudding

A sweet Christmas concoction that has essentially the same recipe as figgy pudding but replaces the figs with black eyed peas.

"Hey Stacy Ann Ferguson (Fergie's full name), put out more of that Fergie pudding!"

"Hey I don't put out for anybody."

"OK, sorry only it is so sweet and delicious...please?"

"That's better."

by Cirdellin December 28, 2009

panty pudding

The result of the panty crotch absorbing the moisture of the pussy juice.A thick paste with a mild sweaty smell.It's to die for.

Let your lady spend four or five hours in a mall.Scrap the crotch of her panties with your nail and sniff.

by Jayrod May 24, 2003

Pudding

A nickname you give a slut because everyone gets a taste.

My cousin is a whore...I think I'll name her Pudding.

by thecousinofadirtyskank July 18, 2011

the proof is in the pudding

The original phrase is "The proof of the pudding is in the eating!" Which means you have to eat the pudding to know what's inside of it.

The modern version of "The proof is in the pudding." Implies that there is a lot of evidence that I will not go through at this moment and you should take my word for it, or you could go through all of the evidence yourself.

Homeowner: I don't believe it really takes 100 trees to build a house?

Carpenter: The lumber for the framing of the house requires all the boards to be the same length; the proof is in the pudding.

by WarHammer October 9, 2012

butt pudding

foul smelling loosely-formed shit.

Greg thought he was going to pinch a loaf, but instead dropped some butt pudding.

by kajoe September 19, 2006