Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!
by Beef soap October 12, 2017

1. Moobs that have been shaved completely of hair. Derived from the female equivalent, pripple-plums.
by Thess141 November 27, 2009

most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed
by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009

White House Plumbers:the special unit established to investigate internal security leaks. This direct violation of the National Security Act's prohibition led Congress to strengthen provisions barring the agency from domestic operations.
by YARKHAN May 17, 2006

A plumber of 12 years who demostrated concern to Obama since he wanted to purchase his plumbing business which made more than $250,000/year, and would thus be subject to higher taxes under Obama's tax plan. He claimed that the increase in taxes stopped him from pursuing the business since he wouldn't be able to afford his workers. In the third presidential debate, McCaine referenced Joe the Plumber to express how Obama's tax reform will affect small business owners like Joe. This caused a lot of media attention towards "Joe the Plumber", and Joe Biden recently expressed his lack of concern towards "Joe the Plumber" by saying most plumbers do not make $250,000/year.
Joe the Plumber is an example of how middle class citizens will be affected by Obama's tax plan, but he makes up for a minority of small business owners-- according to Obama, 98% of small business makes less than $250,000/year
by JMilberoni February 21, 2009

The girl in front of me in economics has mad plumber's disease. All I see the entire hour is her enormous ass crack.
by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

by Pharaohof666 November 8, 2021
