Pleisureup

A slang word for getting trick to watch an epilepsy video

Prox:hey, hey
Doc the antares: what?
Prox:"shows an a epilepsy video"
Doc the antares:agh my eyes
Prox: geeeeeeet pleisureup!

by Proxley the serwofun caretaker September 7, 2019

Please no johns

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

by 9dohead October 7, 2020

pleasure to have in class

What a teacher writes on your report card if she knew you were gay but you and/or your parents likely didn't yet.

"He was a pleasure to have in class."

by Otnobor January 30, 2023

chuckie please

The chuckie please: (v) the act of fingering a woman after the consumption of consumption.

I ate a whole bag of cheetos, so i had to chuckie please my girlfriend.

by Vagina eater February 11, 2014

one please

Used as an exclamation of approval.

Can be used in a variety of contexts including, but not limited to:
- when you see something you wanna eat
- when you see someone with whom you want to have penetration
- when you see an outfit/shoes that your wardrobe cannot survive without

Choice uses include exclaiming the phrase when looking at a dessert menu implying you want to eat everything on the dessert menu.

Once you establish a reputation for using the phrase among your peer group, you can start using alternative numerical values, for example, "two please" when you see an incredibly attractive pair of Brazilian identical twin brothers.

(Nick and Dave walk into a bar and are greeted by an underwear model)
Dave: one please!

by Interjekt October 26, 2015

Guysh pleash

What the weird kid with a lisp says when he wants you to stop bullying him

“Guysh pleash shtop it or i’ll tell my mom”

by Helpmepleash May 8, 2018

Self-pleasuration

A combination of the act of self pleasuring (masturbation) and self preservation (satisfying that intense need to release).

Lisa was very skilled in the art of self-pleasuration.

Frustrated over the lack of available men where she lives Glynette literally took matters into her own hands. The gorgeous, brown eyed, single mother of two perfected the art of self-pleasuration just to maintain her sanity.

by Maxelino Brando July 30, 2018