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hot plate

The act of placing seran wrap on a person's face and then excreting fecal matter onto it. Another term for a cheesy charlie.
That bitch got a hot plate on her face!
by Niggslayer June 19, 2004
mugGet the hot platemug.

dinner plates

man i saw her tits n' shes got the dinner plates
by justin c. October 21, 2003
mugGet the dinner platesmug.

plating the lamb

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.
I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.
by SweetGirl17 June 26, 2009
mugGet the plating the lambmug.

poop on a plate

1. a way to describe the way you poop on a plate
2. a way to describe shit food
"eww this is fucking poop on a plate"
"can i have the poop on the plate please .."
"damn you! you fucking pooped on my plate!"
"i hope its not poop on a plate :("
"c'mon.. lets poop on the plate"
"i cant poop on my plate :'("
by carrie and chels July 1, 2007
mugGet the poop on a platemug.

Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain
When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating
by Key Wester February 19, 2010
mugGet the Pee Platingmug.

seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")
He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"
by Chimwechan guy July 12, 2012
mugGet the seafood platemug.

Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.
Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.
by mellowtico March 31, 2009
mugGet the Plate Condommug.

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