Plank Wank

The act of masturbating in a plank like pose.
YOU GUYS ARE DISTRACTING ME FROM MY PLANK WANK.

My favorite way to masturbate is to Plank Wank.
by v-a-t-s August 07, 2013
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Wooden plank

Refers to a man or woman who is inept at interacting in sexual intercourse due to excess of alcohol, particularly in the case of the man.
Gertrude turned to Ernest and said;
“Fuck me you are a wooden plank aren’t you, how much have you had to drink”
Ernest frowned solemnly and preceded to dress himself and take a cab home.
by DopeDickFuckChick January 20, 2021
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Flat as a plank

When you pretty much don't have boobs.
Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!
by Enigmatic person April 12, 2019
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Plank-Wanker

n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?

Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
by Funky W May 15, 2011
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Extreme Planking

Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:

1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!

B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
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Beef plank

A form of cock and ball torture. Some walking on your bacon snake.
To “walk the beef plank” a long night out finished with a hot vindaloo and some 6inch stelletos up and down the “beef plank”. An old pirate term for a homosexual.
by Jammothet April 13, 2021
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Walking the Plank

Walking the Plank - Verb: The act of snorting a line of cocaine off of the length of an erect penis.
Walking the Plank - Verb: After I snorted a line off her tits, the old lady decided to walk the plank, the tip of my dick got mad numb tho'
by ritualkiller69 January 13, 2016
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