Phantom Pee

when you think you have to urinate, yet, your body cannot physically produce urine.
"omg, i have to pee so bad." go for a pee. "BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT!" ... that's a phantom pee.
by that's what's up September 12, 2010
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King Phantom

A former Battlefield 1942 pro-gamer who retired to play for fun. World-
known for his skill.
See this noob? He will never be anything like KingPhantom!
by Zorn April 15, 2005
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Phantom Gay

A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.
Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
by squid feet April 01, 2020
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Phantom Pickle

When you order at McDonald's or any fast food place and you are ask for no pickles and in the middle of eating your burger there it is. the pickle/pickles you didn't order.
I was enjoying my burger till i came in contact with the phantom pickle...
by James Meyerhoff April 15, 2009
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Phantom Wank

When a male sits on his hand until numb then has a wank so it feels like someone else is doing it.
I felt particularly lonely so i had a phantom wank, to pretend i have a friend.
by Cleggfu September 15, 2013
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Phantom Blizzard

When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.
by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009
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The Ass Phantom

A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"

"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"

"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013
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