by that's what's up September 12, 2010
by Zorn April 15, 2005
A boy who pretends to be a homosexual in hopes of girls being comfortable enough with him to show him, or even let him touch, their ass or tiddies.
Boy 1: I told Melissa that I'm gay and she invited me to the girls sleepover!
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
Boy 2: So, you're a phantom gay.
Boy 1: Yup and I'm sure hoping to see some tits tonight.
Boy 2: Oh what a brave soldier you are.
by squid feet April 01, 2020
When you order at McDonald's or any fast food place and you are ask for no pickles and in the middle of eating your burger there it is. the pickle/pickles you didn't order.
by James Meyerhoff April 15, 2009
by Cleggfu September 15, 2013
When you're having sex with a young lady in the style of doggy and you're about to cum, you spit on her back to make her think you came, then unload on her face when she turns around.
I was having dirty backdoor sex with this chick last tuesday afternoon and unleashed the phantom blizzard on her. I don't think she's gonna call me any more.
by ThePhantomBlizzarder February 16, 2009
A supposed paranormal apparition who often causes feces to disappear immediately following defecation.
"I was taking a shit and when I looked down to see the monstrous log I had created, it was gone! Nowhere to be seen!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
"Dude that sounds like you've been visited by The Ass Phantom"
"Spooky!!!"
by TheAssPhantom April 30, 2013