Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.

When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.

by harpodarpo September 30, 2009

balloon pet

A girls clit

I beat up her balloon pet with my tongue

by NutraMorph August 13, 2019

pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet

That pet poob needs a bath...

by Ya boi Pauls May 7, 2018

Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.

“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

“PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”

by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023

Flesh Pet

Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."

I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.

My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.

by JoeTurquoise October 15, 2020

Petting the dog

Anal Fingering.

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.

by PencilBuzz July 16, 2023

Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.

Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.

by natxlaw November 4, 2009