Persian Potato

This is what you call a girl when your with your homeboys. Its used to signify how Bad AF a chick is and is a huge compliment to the girl your talking about.

" Aye bro, that b*tch is a Persian Potato! "

by Persian Papi May 15, 2016

persian armadillo

An outfit similar to what Aladdin wore, but your abs have to be harder than an armadillo shell.

I can't wait for Thursday! Austin will be performing a sexy coffee inspired table dance special for only $13.99, while dressed like a Persian Armadillo!

by Alifuego July 26, 2020

Persian passing

Persian passing is getting a grade that's 95% or higher.

Regular kids:

81-100 = Great

76-80 = Good

70-75 = Average

56-69 = Ehh
50-55 = Bad

Persian kids
95+ = Passing

85-94 = Where did the rest go

75-84 = Disgrace
65-74 = Can't talk about you to the family

Below 64 = Acceptance of stupidity

Girl: Hey teach. I was wondering if I Persian passed this test?
Teacher: What's Persian passing?
Girl: Ya know, getting a 95%+
Teacher: Ohhh, in that case you're definitely Persian passing. You got a 97%!

by persianbaby June 08, 2018

persian moustache

A sex position you learn in a dream when you ask some porn stars that are in love what their favorite move to do off screen is.

I gave Emma a Persian Moustache and she orgasmed so aggressively and loudly that I had to fight a guy because he wouldn't mind his own business

by Idontwanttomakeapsuedonym October 18, 2017

Cincinnati persian

When you've had at least 2 nose jobs and are a slut for chili on noodles

That Cincinnati persian whole go home with him after that dinner.

by Garden Doogen March 22, 2021

Persian Waterfall

The feeling of a man’s semen dripping out of a woman’s vagina after sexual intercourse

After sex, my vagina becomes a complete Persian Waterfall.

by PKMyDadLeft June 17, 2021

Persian Mongoose

When someone with a hairy arm goes elbow deep into another person's anus and attempts to flail around, imitating a small, furry mongoose.

Tim: "Hey what did you and Avery do last night?"
Carlos: "Oh we had some wine and Avery gave me a Persian Mongoose on the kitchen table."

by Aaron Nickelback March 14, 2017