Pet the gator

To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.
When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.
by harpodarpo September 30, 2009
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Petting the dog

Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!

Preston: Damn weirdo.
by EAFANATIC July 16, 2023
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pet poob

This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet
That pet poob needs a bath...
by Ya boi Pauls February 18, 2018
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Precious Pet

Many people have multiple pets. A "precious pets" is one or more particular pets doted upon in a oft excessive manner so as to resemble the parent child relationship in humans. The pet owner's behavior may be marked by excessive attention to the pet, excessive concern over the comfort and welfare of the pet, or tolerance of otherwise unacceptable actions by the pet.
Kirk has several pythons but the ferret, which he calls his baby, is his precious pet.
Jane lets Rocky destroy her home because he is her precious pet.
by natxlaw November 04, 2009
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Pet Forest

a game where you just becomes a character same to Dragon Nest. But more fun and more cute
Person 1: Do You play Dragon Nest?
Person 2: Hell Naw, Pet Forest is way better!
Person 1: Really? I should try it
Person 2: Go eat Your heart out -.-
by Ace of ♦ December 17, 2011
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Man pet

When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.
Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet
by RicePudding May 20, 2016
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Pet Hospital

The hottest spiciness you can order at an Indian Restaurant, not ever advertised because it is beyond the restaurant’s approved spice index.
“Hi, yes, I would like to order the Lamb Vindaloo - Pet Hospital.”

“Uhh, sir, do you mean extra hot?”

PET HOSPITAL! I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING!!”
by RedMeansGo March 12, 2023
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