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Parting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl who has her period.
Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!
by RealArif August 28, 2013
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parking in the pink zone

by éSskateboarding January 18, 2009
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parting shot

To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.
Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
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John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.
by Flashy & Cocky April 12, 2015
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Prejudice Parking

When someone intentionally parks away from everyone else. (Often to park their incredibly nice car away from slam-the-door-open-ten-year-olds.)
After I bought my new Exelero, I took up prejudice parking to protect the paint job.
by Xexeter August 22, 2009
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Jay Parking

To leave a k group and become a solo rapper losing all innocents in the process
Kris from exo started Jay Parking
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princess parking

just like rock star parking or 'prime parking'; when one finds the perfect parking space, right next to or in front of the entrance to wherever he or she is going.
Hey look, there's a space right in front of the bar we're going to. Grab it!

Princess parking, nice!
by Johnny 5 September 4, 2005
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Parking Lot Stalker

The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.
The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.
by Big Pappa Smurfz March 1, 2009
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