Ottoman Fuck Palace

A sexual act or game the male performs on the female partner - he ejaculates into several condoms before the sexual act, puts them into the freezer, and waits for them to set. As they begin fornication, the male withdraws and uses a slingshot to launch the frozen cock-bombs into said female partner's cunt. He then ejaculates inside her, melting the cold semen, causing a tidal wave of hot and cold to gush out of her, after which she will be devastated and will want to masturbate for the rest of her life. Most effective being used in tandem with moves such as the Alligator Fuckhouse and Cleveland Steamer for maximum effect.
'I was jockin' my hoe all night, before i blew my load i gave her the Ottoman Fuck Palace'
by FuckPalacePrince September 15, 2011
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Midget Porn Palace

A house in burley crest, downend, where a local man spends so much time watching midget porn that the neigbours are constantly complaing about the groaning sounds being emmited from his house all night long
John: what was all that noise in the street last night?
Bill: mate its that wierdo in the midget porn palace wanking exessivley again
by tubzyboy July 17, 2015
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Crystal Palace Fan

To be very 'ardcore and a pure wavey don.
by Wavy_Don_Thomps September 20, 2011
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cha cha palace

n. A gay bar, particularly one that plays dance music and has a dance floor. This term is particularly relevant in reference to a gay bar that is the only one in a small town and/or is very out of date or tacky in its featured decor and music.
Gay man in leather chaps: Shall we go to the cha cha palace tonight for beers?
Gay man in pink lycra: Only if you're buying, darling!
by loveboat March 26, 2007
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Purple Palace

The vaginal cavity of a white female that only accepts purple crayons.
I don't have a shot at her because she has a purple palace between her legs.
by Rynesdad December 30, 2015
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pink palace pillager

A pillager of pussy, especially and almost exclusively in reference to the one eyed wandering Willie.
"Paul plunged his Pink Palace Pillager into Polly's peter pouch for a proper porking.
by phuc yue November 13, 2007
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porcelain palace

Term used to describe any burger joint that is housed in a white, porcelain building. Applicable to places like White Castle, or many of the older burger joints in white buildings.
Let's find a good porcelain palace and get some sliders for lunch.
by Monkdunker August 27, 2003
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