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Pasadena Omelette

When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.
Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"

Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018
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ponch parade

When you see a group of two or more persons all with a ponch, it is classified as a ponch parade
Yesterday i went to Wendy's and i saw a Ponch Parade! It was gross!
by Corey Mann June 30, 2008
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Police Parade

When a cop is driving under the speed limit and no one will pass him for fear of getting a ticket creating a long line of slow moving cars.
It seemed like it took forever to get here today because I got behind a Trooper who was in the left lane and was going 55 in a 70 and everyone was afraid to pass him. I hate being in a police parade.
by hamezz November 5, 2011
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One person crazy parade

Noun
1. A person who is so crazy that they cause a spectacle and get people watching.
2. A person who is crazy to the point that they get followers who think the craziness is esoteric.

Concept comes from a person screaming and yelling loudly through public streets to the point that people line up along the sides of the road to watch for entertainment purposes.
My friend is so passionate about social injustice, she's a one person crazy parade.

When my friend realized that the restaurant obtained their bread from factory bakeries, he turned into a one person crazy parade. Fortunately I caught it on video. Viral-video famedom here I come.
by MadMatter007 September 10, 2014
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Pacaday

Smelly yet kewl 11 year old at Chapel Hill Skatepark. He lost his virginity at the age of 10 beating out his 16 year old comrades.
He fucked at the age of 10, he pulled a pacaday
by satanboi69 August 21, 2008
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Got Laid Parade

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?
"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"
by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014
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