Mortdecai Paradox

A situation in which a piece of media attempts to try several things and ends up contradicting itself literally or subtextually.

John: Movies suck these days always trying to please different audiences and ending up pleasing none. I wish they would just stick with the original idea and go with it.

Tim: If movie companies would stop falling into the mortdecai paradox things would be so much better.

by Imadogpersonidontlikecats August 3, 2023

Vegan Paradox

When a Vegan Swallow Semen or consume breast milk or any product from the human body given with consent. Thus, Cannibalism among Vegans is possible as long as nobody is being exploited.

Vegan Girl: "Just put it in my mouth, I want to swallow"
Vegan Guy "Vegan Paradox!"

by Jonen MC June 5, 2018

Stain Paradox

When you decide to wear a certain color clothing, usually white or black, and you somehow manage to get a stain that will show-up specifically on that color.

I was subjected to the Stain Paradox today when I wore a black shirt and accidentally got toothpaste on it, so I switched it out with a white shirt and later got ketchup on it.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

Xen Paradox

When someone changes their appearance and name to the point of becoming completely unrecognizable.

1: Hey, what’s your name?

2: I’m Xen.

1: That didn’t help at all, thanks.

2: We met last year… I’m Previous Name.

1: OH, sorry, Xen Paradox.

by who tf do you think? August 18, 2021

Paradox Interactive

Stockholm Syndrome: the company

Paradox Interactive on their way to lock even more shit behind another fucking paywall

by epicstench October 27, 2022

Hinsheri paradox

Named after the marketing guru:where a product you think is popular and everyone you know thinks it's popular, once stated,within a week it is taken off the shelves due to lack of sales.

Johnny:Wow. I love the new chocolate biscuits,everybody I know is buying them

One week later:
Jane: I see the hinsheri paradox is at work.your biscuits,you love so much have been discontinued.bummer dude

by Ash the flying kiwi January 6, 2019

Limpafa Paradox

The Limpafa Paradox is a 21st century paradox, stating that the meaning of the word Limpafa has no meaning.

“I understand what you mean, but it is like the Limpafa paradox.”

by Highiller February 2, 2022