Professor Prostate

Any Medical Science professor that teaches the material given in the class in the utmost gruesome and disturbing way possible.

"Man, Reginald is such a Professor Prostate! Can he not make something disturbing?"

by McSand_boi May 10, 2023

Professor Hotfruit

A non gender specific individual that exudes sex appeal, wealth, and positive life choices.

Man: "Oh. My. God. Professor Hotfruit over there just taught a class in erection building."

OR

Woman: "I was gonna give him First Date Anal, then I was like 'Girl, he's no Professor Hotfruit' and gave him a handy instead."

by Adjunct Professor Hotfruit November 12, 2010

Professor Ryan

A Professor on a Harry Potter server. He is a horrible and rude person. He is telling other people that they are fake or that their boyfriends are fake. He is very lonely and he has no friends. That's why he is bullying other people. All he wants is attention.

Curtis: Oh my lord. All he wants is attention. He must be Professor Ryan

by Wizabell January 4, 2018

That’s Professor

Meaning someone is saying or teaching something that you believe is right or the correct way to think.

“Man, did you hear what the speaker at the protest was saying?”

“Yeah, that’s professor.”

by RussianBae October 20, 2022

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023

Professor X

A man who looses sensation in their legs as a result of sitting on the toilet for too long.

Hey, did you hear about Travis? He professor X’ed himself because fell asleep while taking a shit.

by Chase77 August 12, 2018

Big-nosed-professor Moment

When something is odd,nonsensical,funny and delightful.Usually bieng reminicent of Dr.Elefun,the happy-go-lucky old professor from Astro Boy

Lil´Billy:what do you think of my drawing?

Pops:well,i think its a big-nosed-professor moment!

by JohnnyB.Emo May 27, 2021